The Wonder Years - Transcript

Episode 111: "Poker"

Written by Jon Harmon Feldman (teleplay), Max Mutchnick & David Kohan (story)
Transcribed by Kyle Gittins
Formatted and corrections by Peter Reynders

INT. EVENING. JEFF BILLINGS' ROOM.

[Shot of JEFF standing at his bureau, thumbing through his open wallet. Music "When I Grow Up To Be A Man" - The Beach Boys plays.]

"When I grow up to be a man"

NARRATOR: If there's one way to describe adolescence... 

[JEFF flips his wallet closed as he passes the camera.]

NARRATOR: It might be this... 

Cut to


EXT. EVENING. PFEIFFER HOUSE.

[Shot of the porch as PAUL opens the door.]

"Will I dig the same things"

NARRATOR: It's a gamble. 

[The camera moves in slightly as PAUL steps outside.]

"That turn me on as a kid"

NARRATOR: An adventure into the unexpected. 

"Will I look back and say"

[PAUL looks off, then descends the steps.]

NARRATOR: A step into the unknown. 

"That I wish I hadn't done what I did?"

Cut to


INT. EVENING. CHURCH.

[Shot of an elderly woman in front of some candles. The camera pans across.]

NARRATOR: It's a time of life that pits hope against fear. 

[The camera stops on CHUCK, who has his hands together, looking upward and frowning.]

"Will I joke around"

NARRATOR: And logic against prayer. 

Cut to


EXT. EVENING. THE ROAD.

[Shot through the windshield of RANDY looking forward as he drives.]

"And still dig those sounds"

NARRATOR: A game of luck...and opportunity. 

[RANDY takes a rabbit's foot from his rear-view mirror and rubs it between his fingers.]

NARRATOR: Not unlike, say, for instance... 

[Doppler sound effect.]

Cut to


INT. EVENING. ARNOLD HOUSE.

[High shot of a green felt-covered card-table with a pot of pennies in the center, and five pairs of hands holding cards.]

"When I grow up to be a man"

NARRATOR: Poker. 

[Music fades as KEVIN's hand tosses a penny into the pot. The camera lowers and pulls back slowly.]

KEVIN [V/O]: Alright - I call.

[KEVIN sets his cards face up on the table.]

KEVIN: Pair of queens. [Gestures.] So let's see 'em.

[RANDY tosses his cards onto the table.]

RANDY: Two twos.

CHUCK: Nothin' but ace-high.

[CHUCK sets his cards on the table and rubs his forehead.]

PAUL: Two pair.

[PAUL sets his cards on the table.]

PAUL: Nines and fours. [Smiles.]

NARRATOR: The bi-monthly, Friday-night, high-stakes poker game. 

[Everyone looks at JEFF.]

KEVIN: Jeff? [Gestures.]

[Close shot of JEFF looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Junior year... 

[JEFF looks at his cards.]

NARRATOR: It was ritual. 

[JEFF sets his cards down, and smiles at KEVIN off-screen.]

JEFF: Three kings.

[Shot past JEFF of CHUCK and RANDY looking at JEFF's cards.]

[Close shot of JEFF as he holds his hands over the pot.]

JEFF: Don't worry guys.

[JEFF pulls the coins toward himself.]

JEFF: It's goin' to a good cause.

[Close shot of KEVIN gathering the cards.]

JEFF [V/O]: Me.

NARRATOR: Course, it was more than... 

[Wide shot of all as KEVIN gathers the cards.]

NARRATOR: Just a rotating tournament, depending on whose parents where out for the evening...and it was about more than just cold hard cash. 

RANDY: OK - nickel ante.

[Close shot of JEFF putting a nickel in the pot, then putting his hands together.]

NARRATOR: This game was defined by personality. 

[Close shot of CHUCK.]

NARRATOR: Ours. 

CHUCK: OK, boys.

[CHUCK rubs his hands together and smiles.]

CHUCK: How about a little night baseball, huh?

[He sticks out his thumb.]

CHUCK: Nines are wild...

[He sticks out his index finger.]

CHUCK: Threes are wild. Any picture-card with facial hair...[gestures]...wild. [Nods.]

NARRATOR: There was the over-enthusiastic... 

[CHUCK smiles and glances at the guys off-screen.]

[Close shot of RANDY looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

RANDY: Straight poker.

[RANDY looks at his cards and spreads them apart.]

NARRATOR: And the all-American. 

[RANDY looks toward PAUL off-screen.]

RANDY: Paul, your bet.

[Close shot of PAUL looking at his cards and frowning slightly.]

NARRATOR: There was the cautious... 

[PAUL glances up.]

PAUL: I dont' know - lemme think for a sec.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: Paul? [Nods.] While we're still young? [Gestures.]

NARRATOR: And, the impatient. 

[KEVIN frowns, and thumbs through his cards.]

PAUL [V/O]: OK...

[Close shot of PAUL.]

PAUL: Three cents.

[PAUL puts the coins in the ante.]

[Close shot of JEFF looking at PAUL off-screen.]

NARRATOR: And of course... 

[JEFF looks forward and makes a face.]

NARRATOR: The supremely confident. 

[JEFF looks at his money and picks up a coin.]

JEFF: A...quarter.

[JEFF puts the quarter in the pot.]

[Shot past JEFF of KEVIN looking at him.]

KEVIN: A quarter?

[KEVIN looks at the other guys off-screen and shrugs slightly, then looks at JEFF.]

KEVIN: That's kinda steep, isn't it? [Smiles.]

[Shot past KEVIN of JEFF looking at him.]

JEFF: Quarter. [Gestures.]

NARRATOR: And despite our different styles... 

[Close shot of KEVIN frowning slightly at JEFF off-screen.]

NARRATOR: We maintained the easy give-and-take of friendship... 

[KEVIN looks at the other guys off-screen.]

NARRATOR: That I knew would endure well into the future. 

Fade to Fantasy



[The image of KEVIN is replaced by that of an old man. Some tuba music plays though out.]

OLD KEVIN: Don't put the glass right on the table. [Gestures.] My father'll kill me if he sees a stain.

[Shot of RANDY and PAUL looking at their cards. Their images are replaced by those of old men.]

OLD PAUL: I'm fairly certain these old chairs of yours are aggravating my prostate.

[Shot of old KEVIN frowning slightly, and looking at his cards.]

[Shot of old CHUCK and old RANDY. Old CHUCK looks at his cards as old RANDY picks his up.]

OLD CHUCK: This hand's an all-time beaut.

[He looks at old KEVIN off-screen.]

OLD CHUCK: You should frame it.

OLD RANDY: OK, then...who needs cards?

[Shot of old KEVIN looking toward old RANDY off-screen, then his cards.]

OLD CHUCK: Gimme four.

OLD RANDY [V/O]: Anyone else?

[Old KEVIN glances toward JEFF off-screen, then lays down some cards face-down.]

OLD KEVIN: Three.

[Shot of old RANDY and old PAUL. Old RANDY deals a few cards toward old KEVIN, then looks at old PAUL.]

OLD PAUL: Uh, give me two.

[Old RANDY deals out two cards.]

OLD PAUL: Uh, uh, no wait, um...better make that three.

[Old PAUL sets another card on the table.]

[Shot of old JEFF and old KEVIN.]

OLD RANDY [V/O]: Jeff?

OLD JEFF: None. [Gestures.]

[Shot of old CHUCK and old RANDY looking at old JEFF off-screen.]

OLD RANDY: None? [Gestures.] You sure?

[Shot of old JEFF and old KEVIN.]

OLD KEVIN: I fold.

[Old KEVIN flips his cards face-down onto the table and frowns.]

OLD CHUCK: I fold.

[Shot of old CHUCK and old RANDY as they flip their cards onto the table.]

OLD JEFF [V/O]: Well, then...

[Shot past old JEFF of old KEVIN and old CHUCK as old JEFF reaches toward the pot. The camera moves in on his hands.]

OLD JEFF: Guess I'm the lucky winner.

Fade to Reality



[The image fades to present as JEFF slides the money toward himself. The camera pulls back.]

NARRATOR: Still, we weren't old men yet. We were teenage boys. 

[KEVIN takes a sip of soda.]

NARRATOR: Innocent. Uncomplicated. 

CHUCK: So, is anyone hungry? [Nods.]

NARRATOR: Hungry. 

[KEVIN looks at CHUCK, then they all stand up.]

JEFF [V/O]: Let's go.

Cut to


THE KITCHEN

[Shot of CHUCK flipping on the light as the guys approach the camera into the kitchen. CHUCK opens a cabinet.]

CHUCK: I got chips...

[JEFF and CHUCK squeeze past KEVIN and PAUL and pass the camera.]

NARRATOR: The eight-o'clock snack break. 

[KEVIN looks in the cabinet above the refrigerator.]

NARRATOR: A chance to mix simple pleasantries with... 

[Shot of KEVIN at the counter, and CHUCK, RANDY and JEFF behind him, all eating...]

NARRATOR: Complex carbohydrates and starch. 

PAUL [V/O]: I can't believe it.

[Shot of PAUL opening the refrigerator and looking at the guys off-screen.]

PAUL: Do you guys have any idea what you are putting into your bodies?

[PAUL bends down and looks in the refrigerator.]

[Shot of CHUCK, RANDY and JEFF.]

JEFF: What do you mean - this isn't healthy?

[JEFF holds up a Twinkie[?]]

[Shot of PAUL at the refrigerator and looking at the guys off-screen.]

PAUL: I'd hate to see your digestive tract in ten years.

[Close shot of JEFF looking at PAUL off-screen.]

JEFF: Tell ya what - you don't ask, and I won't offer, alright?

[Closer shot of PAUL looking in the refrigerator, then looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

PAUL: Kev, don't you have any fruit in this house?

[Close shot of KEVIN pointing with an Oreo cookie.]

KEVIN: Yeah, it's on the bottom.

[Close shot of PAUL looking in the refrigerator, then looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

PAUL: No, all I see here is an apple pie.

[Shot of the four others.]

KEVIN: Right. [Gestures.] Apple's a fruit. [Smiles.]

[Shot of PAUL looking in the refrigerator.]

PAUL: Forget it.

[PAUL frowns and closes the refrigerator, then turns toward the dining room.]

PAUL: I got an orange in my car.

[PAUL exits toward the living room.]

PAUL: Least I plan ahead.

[Shot of CHUCK, RANDY and JEFF looking after PAUL off-screen.]

JEFF: Boy, he doesn't quit, does he?

[Close shot of KEVIN looking from the guys off-screen to PAUL off-screen and back.]

KEVIN: What do you mean? [Smiles.]

[Shot of the three.]

JEFF: Well, it's just that he's kinda like, um...how shall I say? Not fun. [Gestures.]

CHUCK: A major downer. [Nods.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at them off-screen.]

KEVIN: What are you guys talking about?

[Shot of CHUCK and RANDY looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

CHUCK: Uh, Kev? About the ski-trip over Spring vacation...

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at them off-screen.]

KEVIN: Yeah, we're all still goin', right?

[Shot of CHUCK and RANDY looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

CHUCK: See the thing is...[gestures]...we don't think we're gonna have room for Pfeiffer.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at them off-screen.]

KEVIN: Well, what do ya mean? I thought...[gestures]...all of us were goin'.

[Close shot of JEFF looking forward.]

JEFF: Well, it's not Paul so much. It's just that...

[JEFF gestures toward CHUCK off-screen.]

JEFF: Chuck's car...only fits four people.

[Shot of CHUCK and RANDY looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

CHUCK: You can check the manual.

RANDY: And my uncle's cabin only has four beds. [Gestures.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at them off-screen.]

KEVIN: So, what are you guys trying to say?

[Shot of the three looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Even though it was pretty clear. 

[JEFF looks past KEVIN, covers his mouth and coughs.]

[Shot of PAUL approaching the camera.]

PAUL: So, what did I miss?

[PAUL slows up and tosses his orange from one hand to the other.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Now, Paul Pfeiffer has been my best friend... 

[KEVIN looks toward the guys off-screen.]

NARRATOR: For seventeen years. 

[Shot of the three guys looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

NARRATOR: I'd always told him everything. 

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at the guys off-screen as he smiles and shakes his head slightly, then looks toward PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: Nothing.

[Shot of PAUL tossing his orange from one hand to the other.]

KEVIN [V/O]: Really.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: No, we were just, uh...

[KEVIN looks at the other guys off-screen.]

KEVIN: Talking.

[Shot past PAUL of the other four guys. CHUCK looks at RANDY and JEFF.]

CHUCK: Well, come on guys. Let's get back to the game.

[CHUCK leads RANDY and JEFF past PAUL and the camera.]

[Shot of PAUL as CHUCK pats him on the shoulder and leads RANDY and JEFF through the doorway.]

NARRATOR: After all, Paul was just being himself. 

[PAUL looks at KEVIN off-screen and holds up his orange.]

PAUL: Want an orange?

[KEVIN passes the camera and PAUL.]

KEVIN: No, thanks. Come on.

[They exit through the doorway.]

NARRATOR: As opposed, to say... 

Cut to


THE GAME

[Close shot of the pot as CHUCK's hand puts a coin on it.]

NARRATOR: Some of the rest of us. 

[The camera pulls back slowly. CHUCK is frowning at his cards.]

[Close shot of JEFF looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

JEFF: Chuck, the bet is a quarter.

[Close shot of CHUCK frowning at his cards.]

JEFF [V/O]: You threw in a nickel.

[CHUCK looks up distractedly.]

CHUCK: Uh...right.

[The camera pulls back as CHUCK removes his coin and puts it in his pile. He holds up another coin.]

CHUCK: Quarter.

[He puts it in the pot.]

[Shot of PAUL and JEFF as PAUL takes a drink of soda and JEFF slides his cards around in his hand.]

NARRATOR: By eight-thirty, Chuck Coleman's natural ebullience was fading fast. 

[Shot of KEVIN and CHUCK as KEVIN sets his soda bottle down and looks at CHUCK.]

KEVIN: So, Chuck - what's wrong with you? [Frowns.]

CHUCK: Nothin'! [Gestures.] I just...have some stuff on my mind.

[Wider shot from behind RANDY and CHUCK.]

JEFF: What kind of stuff?

[JEFF rubs his chest.]

CHUCK [V/O]: Uh, you know...

[Shot of CHUCK and RANDY.]

CHUCK: Eh...[gestures]...me and Alice. [Frowns.]

[RANDY looks at CHUCK.]

RANDY: What - are you guys fighting again?

[CHUCK looks at RANDY.]

CHUCK: No, it's nothing like that. [Frowns.]

[Shot of PAUL and JEFF.]

PAUL: Well, if you're not fighting, what are you two doing?

[Close shot of CHUCK looking off, then frowning and looking down. Music "Piano Concerto No. 1" - Tchaikovsky starts.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at his cards, then pausing and looking up.]

[Close shot of JEFF glancing toward KEVIN off-screen, then CHUCK off-screen.]

NARRATOR: There are moments in life... 

[Close shot of PAUL looking up.]

NARRATOR: That alter history... 

[Close shot of KEVIN looking toward JEFF off-screen.]

NARRATOR: And change the course of human events. 

[KEVIN looks toward CHUCK off-screen.]

KEVIN: You didn't...

[He shakes his head slightly.]

NARRATOR: This was one of them. 

[Close shot of CHUCK as he looks off and smiles and nods slightly.]

[Wider shot from behind RANDY and CHUCK as KEVIN rubs CHUCK's head.]

KEVIN: Alright, Chuck!

JEFF: Way to go, Coleman.

NARRATOR: It was a stirring revelation which merited only one response. 

[Close shot of PAUL looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

PAUL: You know, I hope you used some kind of protection. [Frowns.]

[Shot of KEVIN and CHUCK smiling, then frowning and looking at PAUL off-screen as the music grinds down slowly.]

CHUCK: Huh?

[Close shot of PAUL looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

PAUL: I said, I hope you used protection. [Nods.]

[Close shot of CHUCK looking off, then shrugging and gesturing.]

CHUCK: Course I did, Pfeiffer. I mean, what kind of stooge do you take me for?

[Shot of PAUL and JEFF looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Ask an idiotic question... 

[JEFF glances at PAUL as he takes a cigar from its package.]

[Close shot of CHUCK frowning and gesturing.]

CHUCK: Look - are we gonna play cards or not?

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at his cards.]

KEVIN: No, I'm out.

[KEVIN tosses his cards face-down onto the table.]

[Shot of PAUL and JEFF.]

PAUL: Me, too.

[PAUL puts his cards face-down on the table.]

JEFF: Yeah, me too.

NARRATOR: Speaking of idiotic. 

[PAUL looks at the cigar in JEFF's mouth.]

PAUL: Oh, you're not gonna smoke that thing, are you?

[Close shot of KEVIN looking toward PAUL off-screen.]

PAUL [V/O]: Do you have any idea what it's gonna do to your lungs?

[Shot of PAUL and JEFF.]

PAUL: Not to mention my sweater? [Gestures.]

[JEFF smirks slightly as he handles a book of matches.]

[Shot of KEVIN and CHUCK looking toward PAUL and JEFF off-screen.]

PAUL [V/O]: I don't believe it - he's actually lighting it.

[Shot of PAUL and JEFF as PAUL frowns and looks forward, and JEFF blows smoke toward him.]

[Shot past PAUL of KEVIN looking at him as PAUL fans the smoke.]

KEVIN: Paul, come on...[frowns]...it's only a cigar. [Gestures.]

[Shot past KEVIN of PAUL looking at him.]

PAUL: Look I have some air-freshener in my car - I'll be right back.

[PAUL stands up.]

[Close shot of JEFF looking at PAUL off-screen and shaking his head slightly. He removes his cigar and gestures with both arms.]

NARRATOR: I guess you could say Paul's consistency... 

[Close shot of KEVIN looking from JEFF off-screen, then CHUCK and RANDY off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Was getting a little too consistent.

[Shot of CHUCK and RANDY as CHUCK puts his head down and rubs his neck.]

CHUCK: Uh...brother.

[RANDY folds his arms.]

NARRATOR: And so maybe it was time... 

[Close shot of KEVIN looking off.]

NARRATOR: To have a little talk with old Paul. 

[Wider shot of all as KEVIN stands up.]

KEVIN: I'll be back in a minute.

[He exits past CHUCK.]

Cut to


EXT. NIGHT. ARNOLD FRONT YARD.

[Shot of the hedge as PAUL walks past it onto the lawn.]

NARRATOR: To clue him in to public opinion. 

[PAUL approaches the camera which rolls back.]

NARRATOR: Delicately. Diplomatically. 

[KEVIN follows PAUL and spreads his arms.]

KEVIN: Paul, you're being a real pain.

[KEVIN moves beside PAUL as they approach the sidewalk.]

PAUL: What? What's that supposed to mean?

[The camera pans with them as they cross the sidewalk.]

KEVIN: Well...ya just gotta lighten up a little.

PAUL: Lighten up about what?

[PAUL reaches for the door handle of his car, and KEVIN pulls his arm back.]

KEVIN: Well, for starters, you can forget about the air-freshener.

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

PAUL: Do you know how much it smells in there?

KEVIN [V/O]: Paul, who cares?

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen, then looking off and gesturing.]

KEVIN: It's just the guys...

[KEVIN looks at PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: And we're playin' poker. I mean, don't make such a big deal out of it, OK?

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

KEVIN [V/O]: OK?

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen and nodding slightly.]

PAUL: OK. Yeah.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: Great. [Smiles.]

Cut to


THE GAME

[Shot past JEFF and his smoking cigar, of PAUL as he sprays air-freshener toward JEFF.]

NARRATOR: Great. 

[The camera pulls back as JEFF fans the air and blows smoke toward PAUL.]

RANDY: Straight.

CHUCK: That's not a straight.

[RANDY points toward his cards on the table. The camera moves across behind JEFF.]

RANDY: Of course it is. Look. Two-three-four-five-six.

CHUCK: Two-three-four-five...nine. You know what two-three-four-five-nine is? Nothing.

KEVIN: Boy, Randy...maybe you should be studying your math.

RANDY: Yeah, really funny.

[Close shot of JEFF squinting and smiling broadly.]

NARRATOR: Which, of course, it was. To us, anyway. 

[Close shot of KEVIN smiling broadly at JEFF off-screen, then looking at his cards.]

[Shot of CHUCK, RANDY and PAUL.]

RANDY: Hey, will you guys just shut up? [Gestures.]

[Close shot of JEFF smiling slightly.]

RANDY [V/O]: For your information...

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at his cards.]

RANDY [V/O]: I failed my last three trigonometry tests.

[Shot of RANDY and PAUL.]

RANDY: When I flunk out, I bet it'll be really hilarious.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at RANDY off-screen.]

KEVIN: Oh, come on...[gestures]...you're not gonna flunk out.

[KEVIN looks at his cards.]

RANDY [V/O]: Oh, yeah?

[Shot of RANDY and PAUL.]

RANDY: My guidance counselor says if I don't pass, I'm not gonna graduate.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at RANDY off-screen.]

RANDY [V/O]: What do ya say to that?

[Close shot of JEFF looking at RANDY off-screen.]

NARRATOR: And of course, there was only one thing to say.

[JEFF sets his cards down.]

JEFF: Three kings.

[Close shot of CHUCK looking down and shaking his head as he frowns and starts to cry.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Of course, some of us were taking the news harder than others. 

[Shot of CHUCK and RANDY. RANDY frowns slightly, then rubs CHUCKs shoulder.]

RANDY: Chuck, it'll be OK...I still have a chance to pass. [Gestures.] If I apply myself, maybe -

CHUCK: Who cares about you? [Gestures.]

[Close shot of JEFF looking at CHUCK off-screen as he blows out some smoke.]

JEFF: What's the matter, Chuck? [Gestures.] You can't beat three kings? [CHUCKles.]

[Close shot of CHUCK frowning and glancing around the guys off-screen.]

CHUCK: I think Alice is pregnant.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

[Close shot of JEFF looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

JEFF: Here, congratulations.

[JEFF leans forward and holds his cigar toward CHUCK.]

JEFF: Have a cigar.

[Shot past JEFF of CHUCK and RANDY as CHUCK frowns and swats JEFF's hand.]

[Shot of PAUL.]

PAUL [V/O]: I knew it.

[Shot past KEVIN of PAUL.]

PAUL: I knew it. [Frowns.]

[Shot past PAUL of KEVIN looking at him.]

KEVIN: Shut up, Paul!

[Shot past KEVIN of PAUL looking at him.]

PAUL: I was just tryin' to help. [Gestures.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: Yeah, well, don't.

[KEVIN looks at CHUCK off-screen.]

[Close shot of CHUCK looking down and frowning.]

NARRATOR: It's been said sobering news travels in bunches. 

[CHUCK shakes his head slightly and looks up.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at JEFF off-screen.]

NARRATOR: And after ninety minutes of poker... 

[KEVIN looks at PAUL off-screen.]

NARRATOR: There was no shortage of sobering news. 

[KEVIN looks toward CHUCK off-screen.]

[Close shot of CHUCK looking forward.]

CHUCK: How could I be so stupid?

[CHUCK frowns and put his hand on his forehead.]

NARRATOR: Chuck was on the brink of fatherhood... 

[The camera pans over to RANDY, who looks at CHUCK off-screen.]

RANDY: Well, at least you're passing trig.

[RANDY looks down and frowns, shaking his head slightly.]

NARRATOR: Randy was on the brink of repeating the eleventh grade... 

[The camera pans over to PAUL, who frowns and picks up the air-freshener, spraying it toward the camera.]

[Shot of JEFF blowing smoke toward PAUL off-screen.]

[Shot of KEVIN looking from JEFF off-screen to PAUL off-screen.]

NARRATOR: And I was on the brink of hating my best friend. 

[KEVIN frowns and looks toward the floor.]

JEFF [V/O]: Knock it off, Pfeiffer.

PAUL [V/O]: Not till you put that thing out.

[KEVIN ducks down under the table. The camera lowers with him.]

NARRATOR: But in addition to it all... 

[KEVIN looks toward JEFF's feet and frowns.]

NARRATOR: In addition to the gut-wrenching teenage melodrama playing out before us... 

[The camera pans down to JEFF's shoe as KEVIN reaches for a card underneath it.]

NARRATOR: One other thing seemed slightly amiss. 

[KEVIN pulls out the card and flips it face up. The camera pans up with his hand as he looks at the card.]

KEVIN: Hey.

[KEVIN stands up, and flips the card around toward JEFF.]

KEVIN: You cheated!

[Shot of CHUCK, RANDY and PAUL looking toward JEFF off-screen.]

NARRATOR: We were in the presence... 

[Close shot of JEFF holding his cigar and frowning slightly as some guitar plays.]

NARRATOR: Of a crook. 

Fade to


LATER

[Wide freeze-frame shot of all from behind PAUL and RANDY, as KEVIN looks at JEFF. Some Snuffy guitar plays.]

NARRATOR: OK...now, where were we? After an hour-and-a-half of our monthly rotating Friday-night poker game... 

[Close freeze-frame shot of JEFF holding his cigar and looking forward.]

NARRATOR: This guy's cheating... 

[Close freeze-frame shot of RANDY looking at JEFF off-screen.]

NARRATOR: This guy's flunking school... 

[Close freeze-frame shot of CHUCK frowning worriedly and looking forward.]

NARRATOR: This guy might be a father... 

[Close freeze-frame shot of PAUL frowning and spraying air-freshener.]

NARRATOR: This guy is annoying everyone... 

[Close freeze-frame shot of KEVIN looking at JEFF off-screen. Music fades.]

NARRATOR: And this guy? Well... 

[Action resumes.]

KEVIN: You cheated. [Frowns.]

JEFF [V/O]: I did not.

[Wide shot of all from behind PAUL and RANDY.]

JEFF: My fingers were greasy from the potato chips. [Gestures.] I-I-I'm sure a card, ya know, just...

[Shot of KEVIN and CHUCK looking at JEFF off-screen.]

JEFF [V/O]: Shot right outta my hands.

[Close shot of JEFF as he puffs his cigar.]

JEFF: Alright. Alright. [Gestures.] Then ask yourselves this - why would I possibly cheat at cards? [Smiles.]

[Shot past JEFF of PAUL looking at him.]

PAUL: Well, the way I see it...your motive is greed.

[Shot past PAUL of JEFF.]

JEFF: Excuse me, Lieutenant Columbo, maybe I'm just a better card-player than all you guys. [Smiles.]

[He taps his head and looks at PAUL.]

JEFF: You ever think of that?!

[Shot of KEVIN and CHUCK looking at JEFF off-screen.]

CHUCK: I can't take this anymore.

[CHUCK stands up, and KEVIN looks after him as he crosses behind him.]

CHUCK [V/O]: This is insane!

[Close shot of JEFF as he blows some smoke toward PAUL off-screen.]

NARRATOR: And somehow...

[Close shot of PAUL frowning and spraying air-freshener toward JEFF off-screen.]

NARRATOR: I couldn't avoid the thought maybe Chuck was right. 

[Shot of KEVIN frowning, then standing up and exiting.]

Cut to


THE KITCHEN

[Shot past CHUCK of KEVIN approaching through the doorway. The light is off.]

KEVIN: You OK?

[Shot past KEVIN of CHUCK looking at him, then looking down, then back to KEVIN.]

CHUCK: Listen, I-I know what you're thinking. [Gestures.] That my life would be over.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

KEVIN: No...[Smiles.]

CHUCK [V/O]: No, I-I know how it sounds.

[KEVIN frowns.]

[Close shot of CHUCK looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

CHUCK: But it wouldn't be that bad, really.

[CHUCK looks down.]

CHUCK: I mean, Alice and I...

[CHUCK looks toward KEVIN off-screen.]

CHUCK: We could live in my parents' attic until we graduate high school...and after that...

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

CHUCK [V/O]: We could move into the garage...

KEVIN: Chuck, why don't you wait till you find out for sure? [Gestures.] I mean, it's not like you're a doctor, or anything. [Smiles.]

[Close shot of CHUCK frowning at KEVIN off-screen.]

CHUCK: You think so? [Smiles.]

[Wider shot from behind CHUCK of both.]

KEVIN: Yeah.

[KEVIN gestures and steps forward.]

KEVIN: Yeah, I mean...

[KEVIN gestures and faces CHUCK.]

KEVIN: How much do you really know about biology, anyway?

NARRATOR: Apparently just enough to be dangerous. 

[PAUL enters from the dining room and switches on the light, then walks between KEVIN and CHUCK.]

PAUL: Excuse me - I gotta make a phone call.

[PAUL passes the camera. KEVIN looks after him off-screen.]

KEVIN: Paul! [Frowns.]

[CHUCK starts to exit.]

[Shot of PAUL holding the phone handset and looking over his shoulder toward KEVIN off-screen.]

PAUL: Yeah?

[PAUL looks at the phone as he dials.]

[Shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen as CHUCK exits in the background.]

KEVIN: We were in here. [Gestures.]

[KEVIN looks over his shoulder to CHUCK, who has just walked thought the dining room.]

KEVIN: Ya know, Chuck and I...

[KEVIN looks at PAUL off-screen and gestures.]

[Shot of PAUL holding the phone handset and approaching the camera.]

PAUL: Right...[Gestures.] And now Chuck left...[gestures]...and I'm gonna make a phone call. [Nods.]

[Close shot of KEVIN frowning at PAUL off-screen.]

NARRATOR: And I don't know... 

PAUL [V/O]: Hello?

NARRATOR: Maybe because of what the guys had said, or... 

[Close shot of PAUL looking down as he talks on the phone.]

NARRATOR: Maybe because of the way he was acting... 

PAUL: Yeah, I'm gonna be...

NARRATOR: Or, but suddenly... 

[Shot of KEVIN frowning at PAUL off-screen, then turning toward the door and exiting, shaking his head.]

NARRATOR: I was beginning to see Paul in a whole new light. 

Cut to


THE GAME

[Shot of the edge of the table. The camera rises next to KEVIN and JEFF. CHUCK is looking at his soda bottle.]

RANDY: I mean, my dad expects me to go to some great college. [Gestures.] I don't know how to tell him I might not even graduate from high school.

[Close shot of JEFF looking down as he shuffles the cards.]

JEFF: I would suggest doing it over a nice dessert.

[He looks at RANDY off-screen.]

[Close shot of RANDY looking down.]

RANDY: Thanks.

[Shot of KEVIN and RANDY looking at each other.]

KEVIN: Hey, I'm watching you Billings...[points]...so hang on to your cards ****.

[Shot of CHUCK and RANDY as PAUL takes his seat.]

PAUL: OK. I'm back.

RANDY: Oh, were you gone?

[Shot of JEFF and KEVIN as JEFF deals.]

NARRATOR: And so, there we were - five friends playing poker. 

[JEFF flips some cards over while dealing.]

[Shot past KEVIN and JEFF of CHUCK, RANDY and PAUL.]

CHUCK: Hey. Maybe if you dealt a little slower...

[JEFF deals a card face up to CHUCK, who picks it up.]

CHUCK: My cards wouldn't end up in the cheese puffs.

NARRATOR: Five friends arguing and sniping. 

[Shot of JEFF and KEVIN as JEFF deals.]

NARRATOR: Carping, and whining. Taking humbrage at even the pettiest offense. 

JEFF: Yeah, well maybe if you learned how to shuffle, you could deal once in a while, huh?

[JEFF flips over more cards while dealing.]

CHUCK [V/O]: You call that dealing?

[Shot past KEVIN and JEFF of CHUCK, RANDY and PAUL.]

JEFF [V/O]: Suffer.

[PAUL reaches for his cards and accidentally knocks his plastic glass off the table and gestures.]

NARRATOR: Five friends who couldn't agree on a thing. 

[RANDY looks at the snack bowl as PAUL picks up his glass.]

RANDY: Hey.

[RANDY tilts the bowl forward.]

RANDY: We're out of food.

NARRATOR: Except one thing. 

[Shot of KEVIN and JEFF.]

JEFF: Yeah, someone should run out and get more.

[Shot past KEVIN and JEFF of CHUCK, RANDY and PAUL.]

CHUCK: So, who wants to go?

[CHUCK looks toward KEVIN off-screen.]

CHUCK: Kev?

[Shot of KEVIN and JEFF.]

KEVIN: What...[gestures]...leave you guys with all the cards?

JEFF: Alright, fine. [Gestures.] I'll go.

[Shot past KEVIN and JEFF of CHUCK, RANDY and PAUL.]

PAUL: No way, he'll just go out and get another deck.

[Shot of KEVIN and JEFF.]

KEVIN: Alright, I'll go. [Gestures.] But I'll take the deck of cards with me.

[KEVIN stands up, leans forward and grabs the cards.]

JEFF: Course, Kev, how do we know...[gestures]...you won't cheat?

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at JEFF off-screen.]

KEVIN: Me? [Frowns.]

[Shot of CHUCK, RANDY and JEFF looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

[Close shot of KEVIN frowning.]

NARRATOR: So, naturally... 

[He sits down.]

NARRATOR: There was only one solution. 

Cut to


EXT. NIGHT. PARKING LOT.

[Shot of a grocery store sign. The camera pans down to KEVIN's car which approaches through a parking lot.]

NARRATOR: We did what any five petty-squabbling... 

[KEVIN makes a left turn toward a parking space.]

NARRATOR: Distrustful best friends would do. 

[Shot of the car approaching the camera.]

KEVIN: Why does it take five guys to go get food?

[KEVIN parks the car in front of the camera.]

RANDY: Because we're hungry. [Gestures.]

JEFF: Because we're morons.

CHUCK: Hey, who you callin' a moron.

JEFF: Hey, figure it out, Sherlock.

[KEVIN looks toward the guys.]

KEVIN: Hey - you guys maybe quit pickin' on each other?

PAUL: I'm gonna go get stuff, OK?

[KEVIN looks forward.]

KEVIN: No, you go...and you'll come back with twelve pounds of fruit.

[KEVIN looks over his shoulder.]

NARRATOR: Woops. 

[Close shot of PAUL looking off.]

PAUL: Stupid. [Frowns.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: What did you say, Paul? [Frowns.]

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

PAUL: Nothing.

[Shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: No - because I heard you say something. [Nods.]

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

PAUL: I didn't say anything.

[Shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

CHUCK [V/O]: Well, here's what I say...

[Shot through the windshield of all, as CHUCK points at JEFF.]

CHUCK: Maybe you're a moron, but let me tell you something. Stewart and Irene Coleman didn't raise any morons.

JEFF: No, you deserve all the credit for that, alright?

[PAUL frowns and starts to get out.]

PAUL: I'm outta here...

KEVIN: Me, too.

[KEVIN starts to get out.]

Cut to


INT. NIGHT. GROCERY STORE.

[Shot past a woman of KEVIN and PAUL approaching the camera. PAUL pushes a shopping cart as KEVIN picks up a bag of something.]

PAUL: No, not those.

[KEVIN pauses and frowns.]

PAUL: They're bad for you.

[KEVIN forcefully puts the bag back.]

KEVIN: God, Paul...[gestures]...what is your problem?

PAUL: What problem? [Shrugs.]

NARRATOR: I'm not sure if I was angry at Paul, or if I was angry at myself... 

[PAUL frowns, then starts forward. KEVIN follows.]

NARRATOR: For suddenly hating my best friend, but... 

[KEVIN taps PAUL's arm.]

KEVIN: You know, it used to be fun to hang around with you.

[Shot past PAUL of KEVIN looking at him.]

KEVIN: And I don't know what it is now, but being with you is like...

[KEVIN looks off.]

KEVIN: Being...

[Shot past KEVIN of PAUL looking at him.]

PAUL: What?

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: I don't know...

[KEVIN frowns and looks off.]

KEVIN: I just think...

[KEVIN looks at PAUL off-screen and pauses.]

NARRATOR: But what I didn't want to say was...that Paul had changed. 

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

PAUL: You know, Kev...[frowns]...you've changed.

[Shot past PAUL of KEVIN as PAUL walks past him.]

KEVIN: What?

[Shot of both.]

KEVIN: Hey!

[KEVIN trots in front of PAUL.]

KEVIN: What's that supposed to mean?

PAUL: I mean, you hang around with those guys...[gestures]...and all you care about is being cool in front of them.

KEVIN: I do not. [Gestures.] And besides, they're your friends, too. [Gestures.]

[Shot past KEVIN of PAUL looking at him.]

PAUL: No. They were you friends first. We were friends...[gestures]...so I just came along.

[Shot past PAUL of KEVIN.]

KEVIN: What, so I can't have any other friends other than you? [Frowns.]

[Close shot of PAUL looking off.]

KEVIN [V/O]: That's ridiculous.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

KEVIN: You know, I call you when the guys get together. [Gestures.] I invite you to the poker games. [Gestures.] I -

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

PAUL: Yeah, and that ski trip over Spring break...[frowns]...I bet you were gonna invite me to that, too, right?

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen and shaking his head slightly.]

PAUL: That's what I thought.

[PAUL turns away.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

CHUCK [V/O]: Hey, I can't even sit in the car with you morons.

[Shot past KEVIN of CHUCK, RANDY and JEFF approaching, as PAUL passes them.]

RANDY: Shut up, Chuck.

[JEFF and PAUL glance at each other as they pass, then RANDY looks at JEFF.]

RANDY: You know, I wouldn't have be here if it wasn't for your cheating.

JEFF: Hey, Mr. Mathwhiz, don't you have some studying to do, or something?

[Close shot of KEVIN frowning at them off-screen.]

RANDY [V/O]: Look, shut up about my math already. At least I don't cheat.

[Shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

JEFF [V/O]: Maybe you should - you haven't won a hand in three months.

[Close shot of KEVIN frowning and looking off.]

CHUCK [V/O]: Why don't you both take a hike. You sound like you're married.

[KEVIN looks toward the guys off-screen.]

KEVIN: I don't believe you guys. [Nods.] You know you make me sick?

[Shot of the three guys, with PAUL in the far background.]

CHUCK: Oh, yeah? [Frowns.] Well...[shrugs]...what are ya gonna do about it?

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at CHUCK off-screen.]

KEVIN: What am I gonna do about it? [Frowns.] What are you gonna do about it? [Nods.]

[Shot of the three guys, with PAUL in the far background.]

NARRATOR: And of course... 

[CHUCK glances at RANDY, then KEVIN off-screen.]

NARRATOR: There was only one answer. 

Cut to


THE GAME

[Close shot of the overhead light.]

KEVIN [V/O]: Gentlemen?

[Some Snuffy guitar plays as the camera pans down to KEVIN.]

KEVIN: The ante is one dollar.

[KEVIN antes up.]

[Shot of CHUCK as he antes up.]

[Shot of RANDY as he antes up.]

[Shot of PAUL as he antes up.]

[Shot of JEFF as he antes up.]

[High wide shot of all.]

NARRATOR: The last hand of the night. 

[Close shot of CHUCK frowning at his cards.]

KEVIN [V/O]: Cards?

[He looks at KEVIN off-screen as he sets two cards face down on the table.]

CHUCK: Two.

[Close shot of KEVIN as he deals out two cards.]

NARRATOR: The play was intense. 

[KEVIN collects CHUCK's rejected cards.]

NARRATOR: The conversation... 

[KEVIN looks at RANDY off-screen.]

[Close shot of RANDY looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

NARRATOR: At a minimum. 

[RANDY sets some cards face down on the table.]

RANDY: Two.

[Close shot of KEVIN as he deals out two cards.]

NARRATOR: What had begun three hours ago... 

[KEVIN looks toward PAUL off-screen.]

NARRATOR: As a simple... 

[Shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Game among friends... 

[PAUL sets some cards face down on the table.]

PAUL: Three.

[Close shot of KEVIN as he deals out three cards.]

NARRATOR: Had, by ten-thirty, developed into an all-out grudge-match. 

[KEVIN looks toward JEFF off-screen.]

[Shot of JEFF looking at KEVIN off-screen, then setting a card down and tapping it.]

JEFF: One.

[Close shot of KEVIN as he deals out a card.]

[Shot of CHUCK frowning at JEFF off-screen, then glancing at KEVIN off-screen.]

KEVIN [V/O]: I'll take two.

[Close shot of KEVIN as he picks up two cards.]

NARRATOR: Suddenly, we were no longer boys playing a man's game. 

[Shot of RANDY looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

NARRATOR: We were men. 

[RANDY glances at PAUL off-screen, then looks down.]

NARRATOR: Men at war. 

[Shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Defending our turf. 

[PAUL looks at his cards.]

[Shot of KEVIN looking at the others off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Standing our ground. 

[KEVIN looks at his cards.]

CHUCK [V/O]: Alright.

[Close shot of CHUCK.]

CHUCK: I bet twenty cents.

[CHUCK puts in some money, then looks at RANDY off-screen.]

[Close shot of RANDY looking at CHUCK off-screen and putting some money in the pot.]

RANDY: Thirty.

[RANDY looks at PAUL off-screen.]

[Shot of PAUL glancing at RANDY off-screen as he puts some money in the pot.]

PAUL: Thirty-five.

[He looks at JEFF off-screen.]

[Close shot of RANDY looking at PAUL off-screen, then looking down.]

JEFF: And I'll raise you...

[JEFF puts some money in the pot and looks at PAUL off-screen.]

JEFF: Fifty.

[JEFF looks at KEVIN off-screen.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at JEFF off-screen, then looking down as he picks up some money.]

KEVIN: Fifty-one.

[KEVIN looks at JEFF off-screen as he puts the money in the pot.]

[High wide shot of all as PAUL and RANDY ante up.]

NARRATOR: It was time to show no mercy. Take no prisoners. 

[Shot of KEVIN looking toward PAUL off-screen.]

NARRATOR: The bets were down. 

[KEVIN sets his cards face up on the table, rubs his hands together, and looks at CHUCK off-screen.]

KEVIN: Pair 'o jacks.

[Shot of CHUCK as he sets his cards down.]

CHUCK: A straight. Almost.

[CHUCK looks at PAUL off-screen.]

[Shot of PAUL as he sets his cards down.]

PAUL: Two pair - jacks and nines.

[PAUL smiles slightly and rubs his hands together.]

[Shot of RANDY as he sets his cards down.]

RANDY: Three sevens.

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at JEFF off-screen and gesturing.]

KEVIN: It's up to you, Jeff.

[Shot of JEFF looking off and rubbing his nose.]

[Shot past JEFF of RANDY looking at him.]

NARRATOR: And then... 

[Shot past RANDY of JEFF looking at him, then his cards, then RANDY again, and slapping his cards face down on the table and joins his hands.]

JEFF: I fold.

[Shot past JEFF of RANDY looking at him.]

JEFF [V/O]: I got nothin'.

[RANDY looks at the cards, then the others off-screen, then JEFF.]

RANDY: You mean, I win?

[Shot past RANDY of JEFF looking at him.]

JEFF: You win.

[Shot of RANDY.]

RANDY: I won. [Smiles.] I can't believe it - I won.

[RANDY pulls the money toward himself.]

[Shot of KEVIN looking at RANDY and chuckling.]

NARRATOR: At the very brink of disillusionment... 

[Shot of PAUL chuckling.]

NARRATOR: And despair...Randy Mitchell... 

[Shot of JEFF smiling.]

NARRATOR: The perpetual loser... 

[Shot of RANDY smiling as he picks up some coins.]

NARRATOR: Finally won a hand. 

[Shot of KEVIN as the telephone rings.]

KEVIN: I'll get it.

[KEVIN starts to stand up.]

[Wide shot of all as KEVIN passes the camera.]

[Shot of the telephone on a table as KEVIN passes the camera on picks it up.]

KEVIN: Hello? .......Yeah. Yeah, hang on.

[Shot of the guys turning toward KEVIN off-screen.]

KEVIN [V/O]: Chuck, it's Alice.

[CHUCK looks at the guys, then stands up and passes the camera.]

[Shot of KEVIN as CHUCK passes the camera and takes the phone from him. KEVIN looks at him expectantly as CHUCK shrugs and shakes his head slightly.]

CHUCK: Alice?

[Shot of the guys at the table looking toward CHUCK off-screen.]

[Close shot of CHUCK as he smiles.]

CHUCK: That's great. [Smiles.] Uh...that-that's great.

[Shot of the guys at the table looking toward CHUCK off-screen.]

CHUCK [V/O]: Yeah. Me, too.

[Shot of KEVIN and CHUCK.]

CHUCK: I'll call you when I get home. OK, bye.

[CHUCK hangs up the phone, looks at KEVIN, then looks at the guys off-screen and gestures.]

CHUCK: She's not pregnant! [Smiles.]

[He looks at KEVIN, who smiles.]

[Shot of the guys at the table looking toward CHUCK off-screen.]

NARRATOR: And there you had it. 

[The guys smile at each other.]

NARRATOR: Fortune in men's lives. 

[KEVIN and CHUCK sit down. CHUCK and PAUL shake hands.]

NARRATOR: Face it. In poker...and friendship... 

[CHUCK rubs his hand back through his hair.]

NARRATOR: Anything could happen. 

[CHUCK lifts his soda bottle.]

Cut to


EXT. NIGHT. THE PORCH.

[Shot of KEVIN opening the door and stepping onto the porch.]

NARRATOR: And anything usually did. 

[KEVIN looks over his shoulder as RANDY leads PAUL out the door.]

KEVIN: Seeya later, guys.

RANDY: Thanks, Kev. Guess I'll go hit the books. [Gestures.]

[RANDY passes the camera, and PAUL looks at KEVIN.]

PAUL: Seeya.

[PAUL passes the camera as KEVIN frowns at him. CHUCK walks outside.]

CHUCK: Boy...[gestures]...I will never have sex again. [Frowns.]

[CHUCK passes the camera. KEVIN looks after him and smiles as JEFF steps outside.]

CHUCK [V/O, Faintly]: Hey, wait up!

[KEVIN looks at JEFF.]

KEVIN: Hey, Jeff. Sorry about that last hand.

JEFF: Well...[gestures]...he deserved to win one.

[JEFF pats KEVIN's shoulder.]

JEFF: Seeya Monday.

[JEFF passes the camera.]

KEVIN: Bye. [Smiles.]

JEFF [V/O, Faintly]: Hey, Coleman...you owe me seven dollars.

CHUCK [V/O, Faintly]: I do not.

JEFF [V/O, Faintly]: I want an IOU.

[KEVIN goes inside and pushes the door closed behind him.]

Cut to


INT. NIGHT. LIVING ROOM.

[Shot of the poker table as KEVIN approaches it.]

NARRATOR: The funny thing is... 

[KEVIN starts to pick up the cards.]

NARRATOR: That night, cleaning up...I kept thinking about that last hand. The one that had turned things around...for Randy. 

[KEVIN looks off, then flips over one of JEFF's cards.]

NARRATOR: For all of us. 

[Close shot of JEFF's cards and KEVIN hand. The king of clubs is showing as KEVIN flips over more cards - the king of hearts and the king of spades.]

NARRATOR: The one Jeff had lost. 

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at the cards off-screen, then toward the guys outside.]

KEVIN: Wait a minute. [Frowns.]

[Close shot of the cards and KEVIN's hand as he turn over another card - the king of diamonds.]

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at the cards off-screen.]

KEVIN: Jeff won. [Frowns.]

[KEVIN looks toward the guys off-screen.]

NARRATOR: I felt pretty foolish... 

[KEVIN looks at the cards off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Having questioned the guy's integrity. His honesty. 

[Close shot of the cards and KEVIN's hand as he turn over the last card - another king of hearts.]

[Close shot of KEVIN frowning at the cards off-screen.]

NARRATOR: That fact that this deck had... 

[Close shot of the cards.]

NARRATOR: Five kings. 

[Shot of KEVIN smiling slightly and looking toward the sound of the front door closing.]

[Shot of PAUL approaching slowly.]

PAUL: The door was open.

[He reaches for his jacket on the couch.]

PAUL: I forgot my jacket.

[Shot past PAUL of KEVIN looking at him.]

KEVIN: Oh.

[Shot past KEVIN of PAUL looking at him.]

NARRATOR: I guess that silence said it all. 

[Shot past PAUL of KEVIN looking at him, then down.]

NARRATOR: That things had changed between Paul and me. 

[KEVIN looks at PAUL.]

NARRATOR: That the unspoken ease of our friendship... 

[Shot past KEVIN of PAUL looking at him.]

NARRATOR: Was slipping away. 

PAUL: So, I guess I'll see you in school.

KEVIN [V/O]: Yeah.

[PAUL turns toward the door.]

[Shot of KEVIN hesitating.]

KEVIN: Paul?

[KEVIN passes the camera.]

[Shot past KEVIN of PAUL at the doorway as KEVIN approaches him.]

KEVIN: Uh...

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen, then glancing off.]

KEVIN: I just wanted to say that, uh...

[KEVIN looks at PAUL off-screen.]

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

NARRATOR: But there was no way to say it. 

[Close shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Those seventeen years... 

[KEVIN smiles slightly.]

NARRATOR: He knew what I meant. 

[Close shot of PAUL looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

PAUL: Thanks. [Smiles.]

[Wider shot of both as PAUL exits.]

NARRATOR: After all... 

[KEVIN moves to the door and closes it slowly.]

NARRATOR: Standing there on the edge of adulthood...we knew that the problems of men were not easily solved. 

[KEVIN approaches the camera.]

NARRATOR: That life was a risk. 

[KEVIN smiles slightly as the camera rolls back with him.]

NARRATOR: That growing up...was a gamble. 

[KEVIN looks toward the table off-screen and smiles, then turns toward the hallway.]

NARRATOR: That the time for bluffing, had passed. 

[KEVIN puts his hand on the light switch.]

OLD RANDY [V/O]: Come on, Paul...

[KEVIN turns toward the camera and frowns.]

[Shot from KEVIN's perspective of the table.]

OLD RANDY [V/O]: Let's see what ya got.

[The images of the guys as old men fade in.]

OLD PAUL: Uh, is this a three, or an eight?

OLD RANDY: Eight.

[PAUL looks at KEVIN.]

OLD PAUL: After forty years, I should think you could afford a new deck of cards.

[Shot of KEVIN looking toward the table off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Still, ya never knew. 

OLD KEVIN [V/O]: Jeff...

[Shot from KEVIN's perspective of the guys.]

OLD KEVIN: What's that under your sleeve?

OLD JEFF: My cufflink.

OLD KEVIN: Yeah? Well that cufflink better not be able to beat three queens.

[Shot of KEVIN looking toward the table off-screen and smiling slightly.]

OLD JEFF [V/O]: Never mind.

NARRATOR: With a little luck... 

[KEVIN turns off the light and turns toward his room.]

NARRATOR: Things just might turn out OK. 

Fade to


CLOSING CREDITS

OLD CHUCK [V/O]: So. Anyone hungry?


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