The Wonder Years - Transcript

Episode 51: "It's a Mad, Mad, Madeline World"

Written by Eric Gilliland & Jeffrey Stepakoff
Transcribed by Peter Reynders
Additions by Kyle Gittins

OPENING SEQUENCE

[A close-up of an engraver's tool writing "Kevin Arnold" on a clean shiny bracelet.]

NARRATOR: You start out life with a clean slate. Then you begin to make your mark. You face decisions, make choices. You keep moving forward. But sooner or later there comes a time where you look back over where you have been... and wonder who you really are.


INT. DAY. ARNOLDS' LIVING ROOM.

KEVIN [V/O]: Wow!

[Close-up shot of KEVIN's hands holding a bracelet in an open display case.]

[Shot of WINNIE smiling.]

WINNIE: You like it?

KEVIN: I love it!

WINNIE: Honest?

NARRATOR: Winnie Cooper and I knew who we were.

[Shot of WINNIE and KEVIN sitting on a sofa. They are facing each other.]

NARRATOR: A couple. Together. Forever.

WINNIE: Look on the back!

KEVIN: [reads from the bracelet] Love, Winnie. [KEVIN smiles at WINNIE.]

NARRATOR: In a world full of twists and turns, we found our way.

WINNIE: Happy anniversary!

KEVIN: Thanks! - What anniversary?

WINNIE: It is a year ago tonight that you wanted to ask me out. But you didn't.

[KEVIN looks thoughtful.]

WINNIE: You don't remember?

KEVIN: Oh...

[WINNIE looks hurt.]

NARRATOR: Of course we had our occasional misunderstandings. Still ..

KEVIN: Oh, sure, I do. It's just .. I thought that was tomorrow night.

WINNIE: No, tomorrow is the anniversary of when you told Paul that you really liked me. [She smiles.]

KEVIN: Oh right. I always get these two mixed up.

NARRATOR: Somehow we always managed to work things out.

KEVIN: Tell you what. We should celebrate. How about the movies tomorrow night?

WINNIE [delighted]: Great!

[New shot of their faces coming about 6" together. They smile.]

NARRATOR: Yep. We were solid and nothing could come between us. Not time, not distance, not even raw temptation.

Fade to


INT. DAY. CLASSROOM.

[The bell rings. Some students start taking their seats. MADELINE is standing, talking and smiling at a girl. KEVIN watches the scene.]

NARRATOR: Madeline Adams. On the first day of school she'd kissed me. Unexpectedly and without provocation full on the lips! Not that it bothered me exactly. Still, I made it a point to keep my distance. In fact, I hadn't said a word to her since.

[MADELINE turns around, walks past KEVIN and smiles.]

MADELINE: Hi Kevin!

[MADELINE walks out of shot.]

KEVIN: Uhh...

[KEVIN looks after her and starts to sit down.]

NARRATOR: At least not an intelligible word ..

[KEVIN sits down and misses the chair.]

[The bell rings again. KEVIN watches MADELINE sit down.]

MRS. FALCINELLA [V/O, teacher]: Assez-vous, s'il vous plait! (= "Please sit down.")

[Shot of MADELINE sitting.]

[Shot of MRS. FALCINELLA waiting patiently for the class to settle down.]

MRS. FALCINELLA: Bon jour, la classe. [She gestures.]

CLASS: Bon jour, Madame!

MRS. FALCINELLA: Class, everybody, we are starting a new unit in French. La cuisine.

[Class shows no reaction.]

MRS. FALCINELLA [brightly]: Cooking!

CLASS: Uuhh.

MRS. FALCINELLA: Now, for your homework, you and a partner will prepare an authentic French dish at home.

[Shot of KEVIN. He is bored.]

MRS. FALCINELLA: Then you'll bring it in here and tell us how you made it. [Raises finger and grins:] En français! Eh, c'est bien?

[Shots of different students. They are expressionless or show disapproval.]

NARRATOR: Say this for the teachers at RFK: They never ran out of bad ideas.

MRS. FALCINELLA: Now, to keep it fair I've put all your names into this mixing bowl. We will be choosing our partners simplement au hasard. Marcia?

[MRS. FALCINELLA holds the bowl out.]

NARRATOR: Great. Homework wasn't bad enough.

[MARCIA takes name from bowl.]

MARCIA: Harold Gartner. [Transcribers note: should be Gruntner, see guide.]

NARRATOR: [while the students read names] Cooking wasn't bad enough. On top of it all, we were being forced to put ourselves entirely in the hands of ..

[Close-op shot of KEVIN. MADELINE is out-of-focus in the background.]

MADELINE: Kevin Arnold!
 

[Focus changes to MADELINE as KEVIN turns back to his left side, looking at her in horror.] [Transcriber's remark: They sit at the same places as in episode 48. ]

[MADELINE holds the ballot and smiles at KEVIN.]

[Shot of KEVIN looking at MADELINE with trepidation.]

NARRATOR: .. imminent disaster!

Cut to


INT. DAY.  SCHOOL CAFETERIA.

RANDY[V/O]: You dog!

[Shot of KEVIN, PAUL and RANDY sitting at a table. KEVIN and PAUL sit opposite of each other. RANDY sits on KEVIN's right side.]

RANDY [to KEVIN]: She picked your name? I don't believe it. [He turns his eyes to PAUL.] He gets all the luck!

PAUL [to RANDY]: Come on! It's just the homework assignment. What's the big deal?

RANDY: Are you kidding? He's gonna be in HER house, AFTER dark? Anything can happen!

NARRATOR: Which, as it happened, was exactly I've been afraid of.

KEVIN: Rand, knock it off, will you?

PAUL: Look, Mitchell, for your information, Kevin has a girlfriend. He is practically married.

RANDY: Yeah, right. [To KEVIN:] I want a full report - including details.

[He leaves with his tray.]

PAUL: Some guys! What an imagination!

KEVIN [smiling]: I know what you mean.

PAUL: I mean, just because she is attractive and she has a nice figure and she ..

KEVIN: Paul!

PAUL: I just don't see what the big deal is.

[PAUL leaves with his plate. KEVIN stays alone at the table. MADELINE slowly coming from the rear.]

NARRATOR: Of course, Paul was right. It wasn't a big deal at all. Certainly no reason to be concerned - except for some reason ..

MADELINE [V/O]: Kevin?

[KEVIN -still sitting, worried- turns around and looks at smiling MADELINE.]

NARRATOR: .. I was.

MADELINE [smiles]: Do you mind if I sit down? [She moves toward a chair on the other side of KEVIN.]

KEVIN: Oh, woop.

[He fidgets. MADELINE sits down at KEVIN's right side and puts her purse on the table.] [Transcriber's remark: The situation is similar to the first scene with WINNIE.]

MADELINE: I thought maybe we should talk.

KEVIN: Really?

[Shot of MADELINE nodding.]

[Shot of KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: Well, maybe this would clear some things up. Like about what happened that first day. About why she'd kissed me. About ..

MADELINE: About what to cook.

KEVIN: Cook??

MADELINE: I was thinking chocolate mousse. If that's alright with you.

KEVIN: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Except -you see ..

NARRATOR: Okay, since she wasn't gonna bring it up, I'd have to.

KEVIN: It's just ...

[MADELINE notices the bracelet.]

MADELINE: That's a lovely ID!

KEVIN: What?

[MADELINE glances at his bracelet shortly and then at KEVIN's face.]

MADELINE: Was it a gift?

KEVIN: Oh, yeah. Kinda. From my girlfriend. Winnie Cooper. For our anniversary.

[MADELINE nods in agreement.]

MADELINE: It's lovely. She must be very special.

[KEVIN looks at the bracelet and smiles.]

KEVIN: Yeah. She is kinda.

MADELINE: So, you were saying?

KEVIN: Oh, that, well ..

NARRATOR: But suddenly I felt foolish.

[Shot of MADELINE looking patiently at KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: Here she was, complimenting my girlfriend, ...

[Shot of KEVIN looking uneasy.]

NARRATOR: ...and I was suspicious? Shame on me!

KEVIN: Nothing. It's nothing.

MADELINE [gestures]: Well then, shall we meet then tonight at my place? Say seven-thirty?

KEVIN: Eh. Sure, that'd be fine. [He smiles.]

MADELINE: 31 Vernon Drive. I'll see you then.

[MADELINE stands up and exits shot, leaving KEVIN alone at the table. He looks after her.]

NARRATOR: And that was that. We had a good conversation. Straightened things out. Cleared the air.

[KEVIN smiles and turns to his food.]

NARRATOR: No problem.

Cut to


INT. EVENING. WOODY'S PIZZA BARN.

[Shot of WINNIE frowning.]

WINNIE: Tonight?

[Shot of KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: One problem!

[Shot of them at the table. WINNIE sits on KEVIN's left side - opposite of where MADELINE has been in the last scene.]

WINNIE: I thought we were going to the movies tonight.

NARRATOR: Oh my gosh!

KEVIN: Well, we are. Eh, I mean .. we were. I mean we are. It's just this thing came up in French, and..

WINNIE [concerned]: What kind of thing?

KEVIN: Well, it's cooking. You know I'll just cancel it.

WINNIE [friendly]: Don't be silly. I won't hear of it. We had the same kind of assignment like last week. I know a bunch of people are counting on you.

[KEVIN looks unconvinced.]

NARRATOR: The thing is she was being so sweet about it, so innocent...

[WINNIE smiles.]

WINNIE: Don't think you can fool me, Kevin Arnold.

[KEVIN looks up.]

KEVIN: I beg your pardon?

WINNIE: You'd do anything to get out of doing your homework. But I think this is important.

KEVIN: You do?

WINNIE: Schoolwork comes first. We'll are just go another night. [Holding KEVIN's wrist and smiling:] I'm sure if I were in the same situation, I would do the same thing. Wouldn't you?

[Shot of KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: Maybe so, maybe not. What could I say, except of course ..

KEVIN: Okay, you win. [He smiles.]

[WINNIE has a lovely smile for him.]

Cut to


EXT. NIGHT. OUTSIDE ADAMS HOUSE.

[KEVIN is pushing his bicycle up the driveway. It is dark and a dog is barking.]

[Shot of KEVIN parking his bike and walking toward the house.]

NARRATOR: Winnie was right. Love was love, but school was school. Kinda like the separation of church and state. It was time to put social interest aside and concentrate on academics.

[Close shot of doorknocker.]

[KEVIN knocks three times. The door opens almost immediately, revealing MADELINE, holding a mixing bowl.]

NARRATOR: It was time to study French.

MADELINE: Bon jour, Kevin.

[Shot of KEVIN. He looks on with awe.]

[Camera pans up from mixing bowl to MADELINE's face. She has tied her white blouse up, revealing her stomach.]

NARRATOR: .. in our underwear.

KEVIN: Oh ..

[MADELINE notices his gaze.]

MADELINE: Oh, this! [She looks down at her clothes.] I'm sorry I'm such a mess, but I really didn't have a chance to get fixed up. [She nods her head a bit.]

NARRATOR: Oh.

KEVIN: Oh.

MADELINE: And, since it is a school night and we will be cooking, I just figured why worry about clothes. [She smiles.]

KEVIN: Oh, well, sure.

NARRATOR: Sure, that explained it. Why worry about clothes ..

MADELINE [smiles]: Here!

[While still standing in the door, she hands him a bow and a whisk.]

MADELINE: You just stir and leave everything else to me. Okay?

[KEVIN nods and starts to whisk.]

NARRATOR: And even though a little voice inside was telling me to watch my step ..

[Close up shot of MADELINE.]

MADELINE [sexily]: Entrez! [She moves aside.]

[KEVIN steps in holding the bowl and a whisk. Shot of KEVIN swallowing as he moves past her.]

NARRATOR: I guess little voices don't speak French.


INT. NIGHT. ADAMS' KITCHEN.

[In the kitchen, MADELINE fills a measuring cup with milk, holds it up and shows it to KEVIN.]

MADELINE: Le lait. (= "The milk.")

KEVIN: Le lait.

[MADELINE pours some sugar into a measuring cup.]

MADELINE: Le sucre. (= "The sugar.")

KEVIN: Le sucre.

NARRATOR: Beside, once we got started, it was pretty clear what was gonna happen.

[She takes the cookbook and reads.]

MADELINE: La mousse, c'est bon? (= "The creme, is this good?")

NARRATOR: We were gonna cook.

[Music "Hey, Good Lookin'", performed by Hank Williams, starts and plays over shots of MADELINE and KEVIN preparing and cooking the mousse.]

"Say hey, good-lookin'"
"Whatcha got cookin'?"
"How's about cookin' something up"
"With me..........?"
"Hey, sweet baby"
"Don't ya think maybe"
"We can find us"
"A brand new recipe..."
"I got a hot-rod Ford..."

NARRATOR: Yep, we were really getting to work here, rolling up our sleeves, mopping our brows, removing our bracelets.

[KEVIN takes Winnie's bracelet off and puts it on the counter.]

NARRATOR: Who would have thought that homework could be such fun!

[MADELINE carefully cleans KEVIN's face with a towel.]

"Hey, good-lookin'"
"Whatcha got cooking...."

NARRATOR: And by the time the smoke cleared, we were acting like old friends.

[MADELINE holds up the bowl. KEVIN sits on a chair and watches her.]

[Music fades.]

MADELINE: Well, it looks like it all turned out pretty well. Oui?

KEVIN: Yeah, not bad.

[MADELINE crosses the kitchen.]

NARRATOR: The fact is I was a little ashamed of myself for having thought that ..

[Shot of MADELINE stirring the bowl.]

NARRATOR: Well, you know.

[MADELINE put the bowl back on the stove and stirs.]

[Shot of KEVIN.]

KEVIN: It's kind of funny, isn't it?

[MADELINE looks at KEVIN.]

MADELINE: What's funny?

[Shot of KEVIN sitting on a stool.]

KEVIN: Well, you know, that you and me got paired up.

[MADELINE looks at him.]

KEVIN: It's kind of a coincidence. You know?

NARRATOR: And then it happened.

[MADELINE turns around and looks at KEVIN inquisitively.]

MADELINE: What makes you think it was a coincidence?

[Shot of KEVIN. He is at a loss for words.]

[MADELINE starts to remove her apron.]

KEVIN: Well, I mean you picked my name and ..

[MADELINE walks onto him, puts down her apron, and looks at KEVIN seriously.]

KEVIN: Eh, I think I'd better go. [He stands up.]

[MADELINE walks up to him with the bowl and smiles.]

MADELINE: Come on! We haven't even tasted it yet.

KEVIN: No, really, I ..

[KEVIN takes off his apron.  MADELINE stands close before him and licks her fingers in a luscious way.]

MADELINE: Hmm.

[Close-up shot of KEVIN's face in profile. MADELINE offers him the remaining chocolate on her finger. It is just an inch from his lips.] [A little "dream" music plays.]

KEVIN: I ..

MADELINE: Go ahead...

[The lighting changes to darker, dreamy. MADELINE's voice also changes. Fuzzy shot of MADELINE's face.]

MADELINE: ...taste it.

KEVIN: I, I gotta go.

[He runs off, passing MADELINE on her left side. She turns to watch him leave, a bit taken aback.]

Fade to


EXT. NIGHT. RESIDENTIAL STREET.

[KEVIN hurries home on his bicycle. It is dark.]

NARRATOR: Everything was a blur. My mind was racing. I wasn't quite sure what had happened. All I knew was, I got outta there just in time. With nothing lost.

[KEVIN looks at his wrist and realizes that the bracelet is not there.]

NARRATOR: Nothing ..

[KEVIN rides into a bush.]

NARRATOR: .. but everything.

Fade to


EXT. DAY. RESIDENTIAL STREET.

[KEVIN is riding on his bicycle.]

NARRATOR: There is nothing like an early morning bike ride to clear your head. I knew I was out that day looking for something. It could've been my ID bracelet - except I already knew where that was.

[Shot of small group of kids as KEVIN rides up.]

NARRATOR: So, maybe I was looking for something else ..

[WINNIE stands at her bus stop with two other girls. KEVIN stops. She turns to him.]

WINNIE [surprised]: Kevin?

KEVIN: Hi!

[WINNIE leaves the group, approaches him and is very friendly.]

WINNIE: Kevin, what are you doing here?

KEVIN: I, I was just riding my bike. Guess I got a little lost.

NARRATOR: Which was true in more ways than one.

KEVIN: Oh, I was thinking about you.

NARRATOR: Which was true too.

[WINNIE smiles, then shrugs.]

WINNIE: Well, that's nice.

NARRATOR: And it was nice. It made me feel sure again. [WINNIE smiles.] Made me feel brave.

WINNIE [very friendly]: So, how did it go last night?

[A flashback of the scene when MADELINE has asked KEVIN to taste the chocolate on her finger. MADELINE: Taste it]

NARRATOR: Made me feel like throwing up.

[KEVIN looks away, a bit ashamed.]

KEVIN: Uh, yeah, it went okay. Just a lot of cooking more or less. [Smiles.]

WINNIE: What'd you make?

KEVIN [trying to sound nonchalant]: Nothing special. Just, you know, chocolate mousse.

WINNIE: Oh, that sounds delicious! [She smiles.]

KEVIN: Probably. [Adds quickly:] But I didn't taste it.

[KEVIN looks at WINNIE intently. After a moment of depressing silence WINNIE looks at his left wrist.]

WINNIE [concerned, but not angry]: Kevin, where's your bracelet?

NARRATOR: And right about then I had a choice. I could be a man, and tell her everything ..

KEVIN: I didn't wear it when I'm riding.

NARRATOR: Or I could be a worm and tell her nothing.

[A school bus is approaching from the back.]

KEVIN: I wouldn't want anything to happen to it.

WINNIE [now a bit suspicious]: But you'll wear it tonight, right?

KEVIN: Tonight?

WINNIE: Our movie night?

KEVIN: Oh, yeah, of course.

WINNIE [friendly, relieved]: Great. So, I'll see you then!

[The school bus had stopped. WINNIE gives KEVIN a kiss on his right cheek, very close to his lips.]

WINNIE: You're the best.

[She walks to the bus.]

NARRATOR: But I didn't feel like the best.

[At the bus, WINNIE turns around and looks very friendly at KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: I felt more like ..

Cut to


INT. DAY. CLASSROOM.

[Close-up of MADELINE's face.]

MADELINE [brightly]: Mousse au chocolat. Voila!

[KEVIN stands next to MADELINE and MRS. FALCINELLA in front of the class. MADELINE presents the bowl. KEVIN looks uncomfortable. The class and MRS. FALCINELLA applaud.]

NARRATOR: And the worst thing was I was getting applause for it.

MRS. FALCINELLA: Très bien! Très bien! You two obviously work very well together.

[MADELINE smiles.]

NARRATOR: If only she knew ..

[KEVIN looks apprehensive.]

[The bell rings. The students start to get up.]

MRS. FALCINELLA [V/O]: Merci, à bientôt!

[The class is leaving, the teacher wraps up her things. KEVIN looks at MADELINE.]

NARRATOR: Okay then. No use dawdling. Make this short and sweet.

KEVIN: Madeline, ...

[MADELINE looks at KEVIN.]

KEVIN: ...I think I left my ID at your house last night.

MADELINE: Yes, I know. [She nods her head in a matter-of-fact way.]

KEVIN: It's just .. I need it. [Pause] I have a date.

[MADELINE looks at KEVIN. She is not smiling.]

[Shot of KEVIN.]

KEVIN: [Pause] With Winnie. At the movies. Tonight.

[Another shot of MADELINE.]

KEVIN: In town. With Winnie.

NARRATOR: Did I say "with Winnie"?

[MADELINE looks at KEVIN. She is nodding faintly, and biting her lip.]

MADELINE: Of course you can have it back. [She shrugs and smiles. She walks to her desk to get her purse.]

NARRATOR: There, a done deal. Over and out.

[MADELINE slowly looks in her purse for the bracelet. But she knows is not there.]

MADELINE: Only, [shaking her head] I'm afraid I didn't bring it with me.

KEVIN: Oh!

MADELINE [smiles]: So, I guess we have a problem here, don't we? [She nods her head.]

[KEVIN looks puzzled.]

KEVIN: What do you mean?

[Shot of MADELINE.]

MADELINE: Well, you'll have to come by my house tonight to pick it up. [Raising her eyebrows:] What time shall I expect you?

[Shot of KEVIN hesitating.]

Fade to


INT. DAY. SCIENCE CLASSROOM.

[A movie is shown in class. A close-up of a fly in a spider's web. The spider is approaching.]

MR. CANTWELL (teacher) [in his typical low voice]: Behold. The hunted, struggling against hope. Behold the hunter, ...

[Shot from behind, over MR. CANTWELL's shoulder, of class watching the film.]

MR. CANTWELL: ...mandibles dripping. A sad and macabre dance of death.

[Shot of KEVIN and PAUL at a table.]

MR. CANTWELL [V/O]: Whatever can Miss Spider be thinking?

[KEVIN is fidgeting.]

NARRATOR: I wasn't sure. But I had a pretty good idea.

PAUL: Kev? You alright?

KEVIN: Sure. Fine.

NARRATOR: But I wasn't. I needed help, guidance.

KEVIN: I lost my ID bracelet!

[PAUL turns in concern.]

KEVIN: The one Winnie gave me. I've seeing her tonight.

PAUL: You lost it??

KEVIN [trying to be casual]: Well, I left it somewhere.

PAUL: Where?

KEVIN: Just somewhere ..

NARRATOR: Heck. No need to delve into details for a little crummy advice.

KEVIN: So, what do you think I should do?

PAUL: There's only one thing to do. [Gestures.]

NARRATOR: As if I didn't know what his answer would be: Be truthful! Be honest!

PAUL: Get another one! [Shrugs.]

KEVIN: What? [Incredulous.]

PAUL: Consider the alternatives!

[Shot of KEVIN thinking.]

MR. CANTWELL [V/O] [in his typical low voice]: Death.

[Shot of film. The spider has nearly completed its meal, the fly.]

MR. CANTWELL [V/O]: Dismemberment. Total extinction.

Cut to


INT. DAY. IN JEWELRY STORE.

[Shot of a seriously looking, old, nearly bald JEWELER wearing special glasses and a tie, looking at KEVIN off-screen.]

[Shot of KEVIN at counter.]

KEVIN: Excuse me. Sir? I need an ID bracelet. Do you have any?

JEWELER: Yes, over here, please.

[JEWELER leads KEVIN to another display.]

NARRATOR: Now this was the ticket. Why hadn't I thought of this before?

JEWELER: Solid sterling, hollow or chrome-plated? Beveled, rounded or squared?

[KEVIN looks puzzled, obviously not knowing what the JEWELER is talking about.]

KEVIN: How much are those?

[KEVIN points to a case with a SALE sign, behind the JEWELER. The JEWELER turns to this case.]

[Close-up shot of hands removing the box from the case.]

JEWELER: Nine seventy-five.

KEVIN: That's the one.

JEWELER: Anything else?

KEVIN: Yeah, I need it engraved. Cheap.

[JEWELER gives KEVIN a blank look]

NARRATOR: Hey, it was only for one night, right?

JEWELER: Write down the name you want.

[The JEWELER has a contemptuous smile.]

[Shot of KEVIN starting to write.]


INT. NIGHT. KEVIN'S BEDROOM.

[Camera is outside, looking in at KEVIN as he combs his hair in front of an aquarium. The camera moves closer to the window. KEVIN opens the box and looks at the new bracelet..]

NARRATOR: And finally things were back to normal. Sure, I made a few missteps. But now everything was gonna be fine. I acted in the nick of time.

[Close-up shot of box as KEVIN opens it.]

NARRATOR: Covered my tracks. Reclaimed the good name of ...

[Shot of the name engraved on the bracelet.]

NARRATOR: KEVIN AMOLD? A fungus in the Petri dish of life.

KEVIN: Oh my gosh!

NARRATOR: I've fallen victim to a fatal combination: poor penmanship, haste and a nearsighted jeweler.

[KEVIN compared the engravement to his handwritten original. It could easily read Amold.]

KEVIN: Oh my gosh!

[Shot of a hand grabbing the bracelet.]

WAYNE: Kevin AMOLD? Iehhhhh...

[WAYNE falls on his back and nearly dies laughing.]

WAYNE: Kevin AMOLD! [He hands the bracelet back.]

NARRATOR: And that's when I knew. There was only one thing to do and only one way to do it.

Fade to


EXT. NIGHT. OUTSIDE ADAMS HOUSE.

[KEVIN stands in the driveway, holding his bicycle. It is dark, a similar situation as in the earlier scene.] ["Jaws"-like music plays.]

NARRATOR: The moment had come. I was gonna ask, and if necessary, demand that she give my bracelet back!

[KEVIN puts the bicycle to the side and walks to the door.]

NARRATOR: This was what I should have done all along. Heck, I was no mold, I was Kevin Arnold.

[KEVIN approaches the door.]

NARRATOR: I knew what I wanted.

[He knocks three times.]

NARRATOR: I knew exactly what I was gonna say.

[He knocks three times again.]

NARRATOR: And I was gonna say it ..

[He knocks three times once again. Nobody opens.]

NARRATOR: .. right to her front door.

[He turns around and hesitates in thought.]

Fade to


INT. NIGHT. MOVIE THEATRE.

[Close shot of KEVIN sitting at WINNIE's left side. The movie is already running. No picture is seen from it. But a airplane engine is heard.]

FIRST VOICE from the movie: No, but I'm out of runways.

SECOND VOICE from the movie: Think of what this baby costs!

FIRST VOICE from the movie: I'm thinking of this plane-load of people. This runway's the only hope they've got.

[Shot of KEVIN looking uneasy.]

NARRATOR: There's nothing that compares to a good movie. The plot. [WINNIE eats popcorn.] The music. The total darkness.

[Shot of KEVIN's arm cover by his jacket and a variety of candy. The camera pans up his arm to his face.]

NARRATOR: So far that night I'd kept Winnie from noticing the bracelet I wasn't wearing. But I knew sooner or later..

KEVIN: Winnie?

[WINNIE turns.]

NARRATOR: .. I was gonna have to come clean.

KEVIN: Want another licorice whip?

[He offers her the plastic bag.]

NARRATOR: Or delay as long as I could.

WINNIE: No, thanks.

KEVIN: How 'bout some Milk Duds? [He holds up a box to WINNIE.]  [Transcriber's note: This is a brand name of a candy popular in American movie theaters.]

WINNIE: I'm fine. Really. [She smiles friendly.]

NARRATOR: Okay, so I was chicken.

[Shot of KEVIN fidgeting.]

NARRATOR: I needed time. Time to think.

[KEVIN turns around, prabably to speak to WINNIE.]

NARRATOR: Time to plan.

[KEVIN sees MADELINE entering from the back.]

NARRATOR: Time to bid life goodbye.

[MADELINE looks at KEVIN as she slowly makes her way down the main aisle.]

[KEVIN looks worried.]

[MADELINE makes her way across the row of seats behind WINNIE and KEVIN.]

MADELINE [to other people]: Excuse me, sorry. Excuse me.

[MADELINE takes a seat just behind WINNIE and KEVIN. WINNIE has not noticed it. But KEVIN breathes heavily.]

[WINNIE turns to KEVIN in concern.]

WINNIE: Kevin, are you alright?

KEVIN: Me?

WINNIE: You're all sweaty. Are you sick?

KEVIN: Uh, I .. well ..

WINNIE: Maybe we should leave.

NARRATOR: But at that moment I knew leaving would not solve the problem.

[Shot of WINNIE and KEVIN, with MADELINE behind them.]

NARRATOR: There was no escape from this. I'd reached the dead end.

KEVIN: Listen, Winnie, we have to talk. About my bracelet. You see, I, I kinda ...

[Shot of WINNIE and KEVIN sitting in near-profile. A hand reaches out between them.]

MADELINE [V/O]: Excuse me.

[Shot of MADELINE holding the bracelet.]

MADELINE: I think you've dropped this.

[WINNIE turns and takes the bracelet out of MADELINE's hand.]

WINNIE: Thank you!

MADELINE: It's very nice.

[WINNIE and MADELINE nod in agreement.]

WINNIE: I gave it to him.

[WINNIE looks at KEVIN.]

MADELINE: Well, it must be nice to have somebody you love like that.

[MADELINE nods her head slightly and leaves.]

WINNIE: That was so nice of her, wasn't it?

[KEVIN stares straight ahead.]

Fade to


INT. NIGHT. KEVIN'S BEDROOM.

[Shot from outside through Kevin's window. Camera zooms up to window. KEVIN sits on his bed, fingering the bracelet.]

NARRATOR: Life is a series of twists and turns. Things don't always turn out the way you expected. Still, that night I knew I'd turned a corner. As for the future,well, I wasn't worried.

[Shot changes to inside. KEVIN is holding the bracelet.]

NARRATOR: I had my girl, had my good name back and would keep it locked on ..

[KEVIN looks at the bracelet and puts it on.]

NARRATOR: .. forever.

[KEVIN looks at the bracelet as it slides off to the floor.]

Fade to 


CLOSING TITLES

Music

"Hey, Good-lookin'" Hank Williams

Supporting Cast

Julie Condra      Madeline Adams
Julie Payne       Mrs. Falcinella
Ben Stein         Mr. Cantwell
John O'Leary      Jeweler
Michael Tricario  Randy Mitchell
Josh Berman       Harold Gruntner


This transcript was compiled by Peter Reynders. Please mail to reynders@merck.de if you find any errors, or if you have any comments or suggestions.

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