The Wonder Years - Transcript

Episode 48: "Ninth Grade Man"

Written by Jill Gordon
Transcribed by Peter Reynders
Addtions by Kyle Gittins


OPENING SEQUENCE

[Film clips of amoebae, mud pits, volcanoes, and animated dinosaurs.]

NARRATOR: Once upon a time life was simple. Evolutionarily speaking. Then things began to change.

[Shot of glacier falling into water.]

NARRATOR: The competition got tougher.

[Shot of battling animated dinosaurs.]

NARRATOR: There were winners and ... losers. The struggle continued.

[Picture of earth from space.] [Theme from "2001" begins.]

[Earth dissolves into a picture of a pizza hanging on wall in restaurant.]

NARRATOR: Then in fall of 1970, a new creature appeared - the likes of which has been never seen before.

[KEVIN steps into the scene, his profile centered in the pizza.]

NARRATOR: Noble, upright, virtuous. Ninth grade man. Master of all he surveyed.

[Shot of interior of pizza shop.]

NARRATOR: Which in this case was Woody's Pizza Barn where the elite went to meet.

[Shot of KEVIN carrying a pizza and pitcher of coke.]

NARRATOR: Yep, by the last week of summer I was feeling pretty good about myself. Life seemed to be full of promise, full of hope, full of...

[Shot of KEVIN setting the food down at the table where WINNIE and PAUL are waiting.]

PAUL: Patchy dry spots! I'm getting patchy dry spots.

[He touches his face.]

KEVIN: Relax, Paul. You're just having back-to-school jitters. By tomorrow you'll be fine.

PAUL: Sure. Only . . . What if something goes wrong? What if I wear the wrong clothes? What if I forget . . .

KEVIN: Paul!

PAUL: I got to go put up some ointment.

[PAUL leaves.]

[Shot of KEVIN watching PAUL leave off-screen. KEVIN's gaze settles on WINNIE off-screen, and he smiles.]

NARRATOR: Okay, not everyone shared my sense of well-being.

[Shot of KEVIN and WINNIE.]

NARRATOR: That was understandable. Not everyone had a steady girl like mine. Winnie Cooper. So long as we had each other, we had nothing to fear.

[Shot of WINNIE.]

WINNIE: I am scared.

KEVIN: What?

WINNIE: Who I am.

KEVIN: Winnie, stop worrying. Everybody's gonna like you.

WINNIE: That's easy for you to say. You're not starting in a new school. All the strange classrooms. The strange people.

[WINNIE looks sad. KEVIN sighs and shrugs.]

WINNIE: And you'll be so far away. You won't not forget about me, will you?

KEVIN: What?

WINNIE: Will you think about me?

KEVIN: Of course I'll think about you.

WINNIE: Think about me every hour on the hour. And I'll think about you.

KEVIN: Winnie...!

WINNIE: Promise? Every hour?

KEVIN: I promise.

[WINNIE snuggles closer and smiles.]

NARRATOR: Sure. I'd promise her the world. Why not? I was ninth grade man. I was ready. For anything.
 

Cut to


INT. DAY. SCHOOL HALLWAY.

[Shot of a hand slamming a locker shut. Camera pans up arm the show a large, mean-looking face. TONY BARBELLA.]

TONY: This is mine.

[Shot of TONY, KEVIN and PAUL standing in front of the lockers.]

NARRATOR: Make that almost anything.

[KEVIN and PAUL are surprised to see TONY.]

KEVIN: Tony?

PAUL: Barbella?

[TONY smirks.]

TONY: Welcome back.

PAUL [to Kevin]: I thought he graduated...

TONY: I graduate every year.

PAUL: Oh.

TONY: And this [he points] is MY locker.

[Close up of TONY.]

NARRATOR: Great. Three minutes into the new year and the first base I see belongs on the wall of the post office. Still, I could handle this.

KEVIN [as if to an idiot]: Uh. No, I don't think so, Tony, you see, that's your locker.

[TONY looks over, intently.]

KEVIN: Over there. Remember?

TONY: Oh, yeah.

KEVIN: Yeah.

NARRATOR: There. Simple reasoning. Solid logic.

TONY: So I guess I got two now, huh? Lucky me.

KEVIN: Ya, but.

TONY: Do you think you could deal with that? But because if you can't, I'm gonna have to take your thumb and bend it back to your elbow.

NARRATOR: Seems that Tony had a logic of his own.

[KEVIN smiles disarmingly.]

KEVIN: Help yourself.

[TONY put some things in the locker, slam it, and leaves.]

NARRATOR: After all, no sense letting one gorilla ruin my whole day.

[The bell rings.]

NARRATOR: I had places to go. Things to do. Lockers to find...

Fade to


INT. DAY. SCHOOL HALLWAY.

[Close shot of PAUL and KEVIN at lockers. KEVIN is trying to find an empty one.]

[KEVIN opens a locker and smiles.]

[Shot from other side of open locker door. It is slapped shut, revealing BECKY SLATER. She glares at KEVIN.]

[Shot of surprised PAUL and KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: People to meet.

[BECKY glares at KEVIN.]

BECKY: THIS is MY locker.

[Shot of KEVIN in surprise.]

KEVIN [smiling]: Becky! Hi!

NARRATOR: Becky Slater. Once my Nemesis, but now just a good friend.

BECKY: I hate you, Kevin!

KEVIN: What? Why?

BECKY: As if you didn't know!

KEVIN: But...

BECKY: Don't play dumb with me, Kevin. You introduced us.

[She opens the locker for herself. PAUL and KEVIN turn.]

[Shot of KEVIN and PAUL walking slowly away toward camera, away from BECKY.]

NARRATOR: That answered that. With just one little question ...

KEVIN [to PAUL]: What is she talking about?

PAUL: Craig Hobson.

[BECKY perks up in background.]

PAUL: Didn't you hear? He dropped her. Everybody knows at school.

[BECKY slams her locker. KEVIN turns.]

BECKY [yelling]: This is your fault! [She walks up the hallway toward them.] [Smiling:] But I don't get mad, [She walks up, almost blocking camera.] -I get even!

[Shot from behind BECKY as she pushes her way between KEVIN and PAUL and walks off.)

[Shot of KEVIN and PAUL looking after her off-screen.]

NARRATOR: Kind a like having your own personal welcome wagon waiting at the door.

[KEVIN and PAUL look at each other in mild relief.]

Cut to


INT. DAY. CLASSROOM.

[Shot of students standing and reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.]

CLASS: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America...

NARRATOR: Okay. Things are starting off a little bumpy. I wasn't worried.

[Shot of KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: I had more important things to do. Like think about Winnie.

[Shot of clock. It shows 7:58 a.m.]

KEVIN: ... and justice for all.

[The class sits down.]

NARRATOR: Yep, In just two minutes she'd be thinking about me.

[Close shot of KEVIN in profile.]

NARRATOR: Poor kid, all alone in a new school.

[KEVIN glances to side, then forward again.]

NARRATOR: I can only hope someone would be nice enough to say...

[KEVIN turns again in disbelief.] [Sound of harp or bells.]

[Shot of beautiful girl in profile, with KEVIN in foreground, looking at her. Later we will know: it is MADELINE.]

NARRATOR: Haw...

[Shot of KEVIN.]

[Close-up of MADELINE's face. She slowly turns her eyes toward KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: ...haw...

[Shot of KEVIN looking with awe.]

[Extreme close-up of MADELINE's lips, then eyes.]

[Extreme close-up of MADELINE brushing her hair over her ear with her hand.]

NARRATOR: Uhnuhnhunhuhh... .

[Close-up of MADELINE's pencil rolling off desk.]

[Shot of KEVIN watching the pencil.]

[Shot of KEVIN bending to get the pencil. As he is bent over, he surreptitiously looks over MADELINE's body.] [Twang of guitar.]

[The camera pans up MADELINE's legs to her face. She sits calmly in profile.]

NARRATOR: Gulp!

[Shot of KEVIN.]

KEVIN: Excuse me.

[MADELINE turns with a half-smile and leans a bit closer.]

[Shot of KEVIN.]

KEVIN: You are... dropped this.

[Shot of MADELINE looking on patiently.]

KEVIN: And I... hmm... eh...

[KEVIN is trying to find the right words.]

KEVIN: ... picked... picked it up.

[MADELINE slowly raises an eyebrow.]

KEVIN: For you.

[MADELINE nods almost imperceptibly, and smiles.]

MADELINE: Thank you - ...

KEVIN: KE - K - Kevin.

[Shot of MADELINE and KEVIN. She smiles and reaches for the pencil.]

[Sound of electrical buzzing noise as MADELINE grabs the pencil.]

NARRATOR: Fact!! Lead conducts electricity.

[Stronger electrical noises. Pause.]

[Close-up of their hands holding the pencil between them.]

[Shot of KEVIN and MADELINE pulling apart.]

[Shot of MADELINE sitting, looking forward. KEVIN is in background. She appears to be waiting for KEVIN to speak.]

[KEVIN turns back to his desk.]

[MADELINE wants to continue the conversation. She glances at KEVIN in preparation.]

MADELINE: I wonder whether you could help me.

[Shot from front of desks as she leans over, looking at a paper. KEVIN leans over, and is lost, looking at her hair.]

MADELINE: Is this class at the other side of the quad?

[She coolly looks at the paper. KEVIN is still looking at her hair, dreamily.]

KEVIN: Uh...

[KEVIN looks at her schedule. MADELINE turns her head to face him and smiles.]

KEVIN [brighter]: Yeah. Ya, just down to the left.

[KEVIN turns back. They are inches apart. KEVIN is a little surprised.]

MADELINE: Thank you

[She smiles and sits back, out of shot.]

KEVIN [low voice]: You bet. [He smiles and keeps looking her way.)

[The bell rings. Shot of clock showing 8:02 a.m.]

[Shot of MADELINE and KEVIN.]

KEVIN: Darn it.

NARRATOR: Okay. So I dropped the ball.

[Shot of MADELINE walking toward door. She glances over her shoulder toward Kevin as she exits.]

NARRATOR: Just being hospitable. Winnie would understand.

[PAUL cuts in front of camera.]

PAUL [to Kevin]: I don't understand this.

KEVIN: Huh...?

PAUL: My schedule! Look what they gave me. Chemistry!

KEVIN: So, what's wrong with that!?

PAUL: Are you kidding? Don't you know what happens if I get into chemicals? I am allergic to soap!

KEVIN: Paul...

PAUL: I knew this year would be a disaster. What did you get?

KEVIN: Uh. Let me see.

PAUL: I bet you got something neat. Like astronomy. Or physics.

NARRATOR: Sure, something neat. Like, say...

Cut to


INT. DAY. INDUSTRIAL ARTS CLASS.

[KEVIN enters the Industrial Arts room. Lots of machinery and noise.]

NARRATOR: Industrial arts?? Shop? It was encouraging to know that the board of education had such confidence in my intellectual prowess.

[Shot of KEVIN walking through shop, then leaning on a machine.]

STUDENT: Hey, hey. Don't stand next to that machine!

[KEVIN jerks back.]

KEVIN: What? Why?

STUDENT: (Noise) That baby ate Ray Spike's index fingers. It's kind of a shrine. You are new here, aren't you?

KEVIN: Yeah. But by mistake.

STUDENT: Ha. That's what they all say...

KEVIN: No really!  See there's been a mistake on my schedule.

[KEVIN pulls out his schedule and approaches the student. The student snatches it from KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: If it had been a blueprint, this kid might have been able to read it.

[The student flips the paper around, looking at it.]

NARRATOR: But since it was in English, it was pretty obvious, this kid didn't have a clue.

KEVIN: Is there a teacher here?

STUDENT: Ah, yeah, Nestor. But you don't wanna talk to Nestor.

[Shot of KEVIN thinking and looking around.]

NARRATOR: Of course I did. After all he was a teacher, an employee of the public school system.

KEVIN: Where is he?

STUDENT: Over there! [He indicates with his thumb.]

[KEVIN sees old MR. NESTOR in midst of a group of students. He is preparing to lift a band-saw to show his strength.]

[KEVIN joins the circle of students.]

[Shot of MR. NESTOR grabbing and straining to lift equipment.]

MR. NESTOR: Awright. Let's go. I got it. It's up. It's clear. [Editor's remark: a weight lifting expression]

[Students clap.]

NESTOR: Awright, buttheads! Back to it. [The students go back.]

KEVIN: Uh, Mr. Nestor?

MR. NESTOR: Yo.

KEVIN: Hi. I am Kevin Arnold.

MR. NESTOR: That's so?

KEVIN: Yeah. I wanna speak with you about my schedule.

MR. NESTOR: Schedule? Ha?

KEVIN: Yes, Sir. About this class.

MR. NESTOR: This class? Ha?

KEVIN [shouting]: Well, I think, possibly, there's been a mistake.

MR. NESTOR: Mistake. Ha?

[They look at each other, expectantly.]

NARRATOR: Okay. So far, so good. So far as I can tell.

KEVIN: Yeah, well. The fact is that I am not very good in Industrial Arts.

[MR. NESTOR is looking at an off-camera student with a power tool.]

KEVIN: I think I'd be better at something like, uh, chemistry, or, uh...

MR. NESTOR [to off-screen student]: Martha!  Your eyes, [pointing to his eyeglasses] watch your eyes! Bullethead.

MR. NESTOR [to Kevin]: Oh, where were we?

KEVIN: Well, as silly as it sounds, uh, I think they've got the wrong Arnold.

MR. NESTOR: Wrong Arnold. Ha?

KEVIN: Uh, right. So...

[MR. NESTOR looks at a student sitting next to them.]

MR. NESTOR [to this student]: Burber! Not the screwdriver, the chisel. Idiot!

MR. NESTOR [to Kevin]: So, you want out? [Putting his hands on his hips:] Is that it?

KEVIN: Kind a. I mean if that would be all right with you.

MR. NESTOR [nodding]: Okay. I'll let you out.

NARRATOR: There. Finally!

MR. NESTOR: There is one thing though. [He starts to kneel and raise his arm.] You gotta arm wrestle me for it!

NARRATOR: Uh-huh. Things were starting off with a bang. And it wasn't even lunch yet.

Cut to


INT. DAY. SCHOOL CAFETERIA.

[Shot of group of kids in profile eating at rows of tables. KEVIN and PAUL are in the middle, sitting opposite of each other.]

NARRATOR: If misery loves company, ...

[Shot of KEVIN looking at PAUL.]

PAUL: I'll tell you, Kev, this is great!

NARRATOR: I was hanging out with the wrong guy.

PAUL: Chemistry is such a fascinating science.

[Shot of PAUL.]

PAUL: The wonder of water. The mystery of fire.

[KEVIN looks bored as he picks up a fish stick.]

NARRATOR: Aha. Not to mention the remains of Ray Spike's finger!

PAUL: If fact, even that seemingly ordinary fish stick is in reality a miraculous lattice work...

KEVIN: Paul!

PAUL: Huh?

KEVIN: Will you cut it out?  I am going to try to eat here.

PAUL: Well, sorry.

[KEVIN sighs and tosses his fish stick down.]

KEVIN: I need a locker.

PAUL: Well, there's got to be an empty one somewhere.

KEVIN: I know... May be I can share yours?

PAUL: Mine?

KEVIN: Yes, sure. Why not?

PAUL: Oh, well, I guess I can make some room...

KEVIN: Great!

PAUL: ... in the back, in the corner. Exactly, how long are you going to be staying?

KEVIN: Oh, never mind.

PAUL: Come on, Kev. It's not so bad. Things will work out.

KEVIN: Yeah, it's easy for you.

NARRATOR: Still, maybe Paul had a point. The day was only half over.

[KEVIN holds up a half-full milk container.]

NARRATOR: May it was the matter of seeing the glass half full...

[Shot of a girl's hand taking the milk container from KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: ..or half empty...

[Shot of girl's hand pouring the milk on KEVIN's tray.]

[Shot of BECKY. She shakes the container and hands it back to KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: ... or completely empty.

[Shot of BECKY.]

BECKY: I hate men!

[BECKY turns and walks off.]

[KEVIN and PAUL look at each other.]

MRS. FALCINELLA [V/O]: Répétez après moi! Bonjour la classe!

Cut to


INT. DAY. FRENCH CLASS.

[Shot of MRS. FALCINELLA.]

[Shot of students.]

CLASS: Bonjour Madame!

MRS. FALCINELLA: Bonjour la classe!

CLASS: Bonjour Madame!

[Shot of KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: Now, here was something hopefull for me. Shop was foreign for me. French was simply a language I didn't understand

[Shot of MRS. FALCINELLA.]

MRS. FALCINELLA: Class, this year we will try something new. From now on we are only going to speak en français. Ce bien? [Gestures.]

[Shot of class.]

CLASS [low voice]: Oh ...

MRS. FALCINELLA: Who would like to go first? Guillomme?

[Shot of KEVIN watching GUILLOMME stand up.]

MRS. FALCINELLA: Comment-allez vous aujourd'hui? (= "How are you today?")

[GUILLOMME pauses in thought.]

GUILLOMME: Verrer-soccerre? (Makes no sense.)

[The class giggles as MRS. FALCINELLA looks on.]

[GUILLOMME sits down.]

NARRATOR: Aha, things were getting back to normal.

[Shot KEVIN smiling.]

NARRATOR: And I wasn't going to miss my one o'clock 'think of Winnie' promise..

[The clock in the classroom shows 12:57. We see MADELINE behind KEVIN's left shoulder.]

MRS. FALCINELLA: Mademoiselle? Dites-moi votre nom! S'Ill vous plait? (= "Young lady, tell me your name, please.")
 

[Shot of KEVIN sitting and smiling as the girl stands up a couple desks away behind KEVIN.]

MADELINE: Je m'appelle Madeleine. (= "My name is Madeline.")

[KEVIN is surprised to hear her voice and turns around to look at MADELINE.] [Twangy guitar music starts.]

MRS. FALCINELLA: C'est excellent, Mademoiselle. (= "That's excellent, Miss.")

MADELINE: Merci beaucoup. (= "Thank you very much.")

[Shot of KEVIN in foreground looking at MADELINE in background.]

MRS. FALCINELLA: Dites-nous où habitiez-vous l'année dernière? (= "Tell us where you lived last year!")

MADELINE:Alors, j'ai habité à Lyon, à la midi de la France. J'aime beaucoup voyager avec mon père. (= "Well, I have lived in Lyon, in the middle of France. I really love to travel with my father.")

[KEVIN turns forward in his desk. MADELINE is still standing in the background.]

NARRATOR: And suddenly I understood why French was the language of diplomacy, of poetry, of romance..

[KEVIN turns toward MADELINE, puts his eyes on her again and stands up.] [Swell of music.]

NARRATOR: .. of amore.. [Editor's remark: "Amore" is not French but Italian.]

[A halo of light comes up behind KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: Suddenly I understood every single word..

[A halo of light glows behind MADELINE as she turns to KEVIN. She speaks directly to him.] ["French countryside " organ music starts.]

MADELINE: J'ai attendu toute ma vie pour toi.

[Subtitle: I've waited for you all my life.]

KEVIN: Voulez-vous de beurre?

[Subtitle: Do you want some butter?]

MADELINE: A l'instant je t'ai vu, je n'ai su qu'il etait personne d'autre.

[Subtitle: The moment I saw you I knew there was no one else.]

KEVIN: Voulez-vous de beurre?

[Subtitle: Do you want some butter?]

MADELINE: Mon coeur est toute pleine de toi.

[Subtitle: You fill my heart.] [MADELINE fingers her heart necklace.]

MADELINE: J'ai en pensé à toi. (Very unclear pronunciation)

[Subtitle: .. You haunt my mind.]

KEVIN: Voulez-vous de beurre?

[Subtitle: Do you want some butter?]

NARRATOR: Hey, that was the only thing I knew in French.

MADELINE: Kevin! (With a French accent)

KEVIN: Madeline! (With an American accent) [Music ends.]

MRS. FALCINELLA: Kevin!!

[KEVIN turns around as the class laughs.]

MRS. FALCINELLA: En français, s'il vous plait!

[The class laughs.]

[KEVIN looks at MADELINE. MADELINE smiles toward KEVIN as she sits down.]

[The bell rings. KEVIN looks at the clock showing 1.03 p.m.]

NARRATOR: Darn it!

[The class starts to leave.]

NARRATOR: This much was clear - in any language.

Cut to


INT. DAY. SCHOOL HALLWAY.

[Shot of backside of door with glass panel, marked with GUIDANCE COUNSELOR (reads reversed).]

NARRATOR: I needed help. I had to take action, seek answers.

[Shot of KEVIN appearing through glass. He knocks at the glass part of the door.]

[Shot of back of chair behind the desk.]

A male voice: Come in.

[KEVIN enters. There is a sign on the desk Mrs. Dalla Betta.]

NARRATOR: Yup, this is what I needed. A man of wisdom, a man of vision. A man...

[The chair swivels around to reveal Coach CUTLIP wearing a red baseball cap with a white K and holding a book in his hands. ]

NARRATOR: ... who taught gym.

MR. CUTLIP: Ah, Arnold. [He puts the book down.]

KEVIN [puzzled]: Mr. Cutlip?

MR. CUTLIP [friendly]: What can I do for you?

KEVIN: I uh... I came to see the guidance counselor. Is he in?

MR. CUTLIP: Mrs. Dalla Beta [he taps nameplate on desk] is the regular guidance man. I'm just filling in. Temporarily 'til December. Can it wait?

KEVIN: Uh, well ... umm...

MR. CUTLIP: Relax, Arnold. Take a load off. Have a seat.

[KEVIN sits down.]

MR. CUTLIP: Right. I understand your hesitation. You're thinking, Ed Cutlip, a crack physical education instructor. What's a man of action like him doing in a swivel chair? Am I right?

KEVIN: Uh-oh.

MR. CUTLIP: Unusual? May be. Unexpected? Certainly. But think of it this way, Arnold, there might be more in this old bean [taps his temple, with sound effect] than meets the eye. May be I can even help.

NARRATOR: The way he said it, for one moment, I actually wondered if he could help.

[MR. CUTLIP puts his hand on a goblet of peanuts.]

MR. CUTLIP: Peanut?

KEVIN: No. No, thanks.

MR. CUTLIP: Come on, son. What is it?

KEVIN: It's ninth grade.

MR. CUTLIP [low voice]: Aha.

[MR. CUTLIP puts on glasses and takes notes.]

KEVIN: It's not turning out the way I thought it would. I do not have a locker. And my classes are all wrong and ...

MR. CUTLIP: I see!

KEVIN: You do?

MR. CUTLIP: It's a complex problem. But there's a simple solution.

KEVIN: There is?

NARRATOR: May be I had him wrong. May be there was more to Ed Cutlip than met the eye.

KEVIN: So, what do we do now?

MR. CUTLIP [takes out his whistle and says loudly]: Laps!

[MR. CUTLIP blows his whistle. KEVIN sits upright.]

Cut to


EXT. DAY. ATHLETIC FIELD.

[KEVIN is running laps in street cloths.]

NARRATOR: Well, think of it this way. Every cloud has a silver lining. The way this day was going, I was probably better off being alone.

[Long shot of KEVIN running alone, then a herd of girls in Physical Education uniforms trots onto the track behind him. KEVIN looks over his shoulder as he runs.]

NARRATOR: And suddenly I knew what Custer felt like.

[Closer shot of BECKY running.]

[Shot of BECKY running equal with KEVIN, while the group is stopped, watching.]

NARRATOR: Great Sitting Bull himself. And she was gaining on me. Instinctively I knew. This was a challenge, a test - and I was up to it.

[Various shot of them running. BECKY takes the lead.]

NARRATOR: Sure, it was dumb. But at that moment, all I knew was: I had to win! I pulled up even. I pulled ahead.

[Shot of girls cheering.]

[Image changes to slow-motion.]

NARRATOR: As we rounded that final turn, I felt like I had wings. Sure, may be, I couldn't find a locker. Maybe I was stuck in shop. But I was gonna beat this girl. I was gonna win this race.

[KEVIN crosses the finish line first, still in slo-mo.]

NARRATOR: This was going to be a massacre.

[Theme from "2001" plays as Kevin jumps up and down in victory, with his arms up.]

NARRATOR: Hey.  No hard feelings, hah "Slates"?

[He goes over to BECKY. She looks angry and punches him in his stomach. Image resumes normal speed. He falls down on his back and holds his belly in pain.]

[Shot of BECKY and the girls smiling and giggling as they turn to leave.]

NARRATOR: And that about did it.

[Long shot of KEVIN lying on track. The girls are walking away in the background.]

NARRATOR: The perfect end to a perfect day.

[Shot from above of KEVIN lying down with his eyes closed.]

MADELINE [V/O]: Kevin?

[Shot of MADELINE looking down at him, the sun in her back.]

KEVIN: Madeline?

NARRATOR: She'd seen the whole thing, the whole humiliating episode! It was pretty clear that she'd come over to laugh at me.

[KEVIN sits up and MADELINE kneels down.]

MADELINE: I just came over to thank you...

KEVIN: Huh?

MADELINE: ... for being nice to me. You don't know how hard it is to be the new girl at school.

[The syndicated versions including Nickelodeon do not have the following final part:]

[Shot of KEVIN. MADELINE moves in and gives him a gentle kiss on his lips.]

[Shot of MADELINE. She sighs and smiles a little self-conciously. She stands up and jogs back to girls.]

[KEVIN sits on the dirt track watching her trot off.]

NARRATOR: And then it happened. Something inside of me snapped.

Cut to


INT. DAY. SCHOOL HALLWAY.

[Twangy guitar music.]

[Shot of double-door opening toward camera. KEVIN emerges into the hallway. He is dirty, and his clothes are rumpled. He has a determined look on his face as he quickly walks up the hallway.]

[PAUL sees KEVIN pass by.]

PAUL: Kev?

[KEVIN keeps walking.]

KEVIN: Later!

NARRATOR: I had enough. I've been pushed too far. And I knew what I had to do.

[Shot from KEVIN's perspective of TONY at his locker. The camera "walks" toward TONY.]

KEVIN [V/O]: Hey, Barbella...

[Shot of TONY turning and frowning.]

[Close-up of KEVIN, standing near TONY.]

KEVIN: ... I want my locker back.

[Shot of TONY looking at KEVIN.]

KEVIN: NOW! [Gestures.]

[TONY smiles.]

[KEVIN gets a worried expression, and glances toward his thumb.]

Fade to


EXT. NIGHT. SIDEWALK.

[Shot of KEVIN walking slowly on the sidewalk approaching the pizza shop.]

NARRATOR: Ninth grade man. Noble, upright, virtuous. I went into my last year of Junior High thinking I knew all the answers. And suddenly all I had was questions. [KEVIN flexes his hand.] Plus a dislocated thumb.

[KEVIN looks through the window of the Pizza Barn.]

NARRATOR: It's funny. I remember the time when I knew who I was. But that was eight hours ago. Suddenly I felt on the outside, looking in, looking for...

[KEVIN looks through the window of a pizza place and discovers WINNIE sitting alone at a table.]

NARRATOR: ...Winnie.

[WINNIE smiles and waves at KEVIN. He smiles and waves back, enters.]

[Shot of WINNIE as KEVIN sits down next to her.]

[The jukebox in the background which stands against wall is playing on "Be My Baby".]

WINNIE: Hi. [She smiles.]

KEVIN: Hi.

WINNIE: How was your day? [She smiles.]
 

[Shot of KEVIN.]

NARRATOR: I wanted to tell her everything, every bit of it. All the setbacks, all the screw-ups.

KEVIN: Fine.

[Shot of WINNIE smiling.]

NARRATOR: Heck. I knew she'd understand.

KEVIN: How about yours?

WINNIE: Okay. [The music: "Be my baby" plays louder.]

[KEVIN reaches his arm out to hold WINNIE as she leans over to KEVIN. WINNIE rests her head on his shoulder and closes her eyes.]

[Shot of WINNIE and KEVIN together at the table with jukebox behind. Kids occasionally go through scene.]

NARRATOR: After all when you are 14, you can always put words into life. All I know was: I felt home again.

[A pink skirt and white top just enters the frame and pauses at the edge of the table.]

[KEVIN looks up at her with some trepidation.]

[MADELINE cut across the camera, out of the frame.]

[KEVIN glances after her, them looks forward somberly.]

[MADELINE walks to the corner of the jukebox and leans against it. She looks over her shoulder at KEVIN and WINNIE.)

[WINNIE opens her eyes.]

WINNIE: You don't know how hard it is to be the new girl at school.

[KEVIN looks at WINNIE as she closes her eyes.]

[MADELINE turns back to the jukebox.]

[KEVIN resumes looking forward, somberly.] [Music swells.]

Picture Fades, Music continues to


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This transcript was compiled by Peter Reynders.  Please mail to reynders@merck.de if you find any errors, or if you have any comments or suggestions.